Fake Quotes

โ€œFake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest mome...

โ€œFake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour. True friends are like stars, you donโ€™t always see them but they are always there.โ€ --Habeeb Akande
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"Only fake f...

"Only fake flowers are flawless" - Unknown
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โ€œThe secret of success is sinc...

โ€œThe secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.โ€ โ€” Jean Giraudoux
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"Being a vegan and eating fake chic...

"Being a vegan and eating fake chicken is like being a pediatrician who likes to kick rubber babies." - Joe Rogan
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โ€œSomedays I wish someone would walk up to me, tell ...

โ€œSomedays I wish someone would walk up to me, tell me they can see through my fake appearance and that I donโ€™t need to fake it anymore, because they are there.โ€
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If you post a fake quote on reddit, pe...

If you post a fake quote on reddit, people will believe it if you say that it was said by someone famous - Abraham Lincoln
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'' I was born to ma...

'' I was born to make mistakes , not to fake perfection'' - Drake
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โ€œItโ€™s so frustrating knowing how terrible, h...

โ€œItโ€™s so frustrating knowing how terrible, how fake a person actually is, yet everyone loves them because they put on a good showโ€ -Unknown
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"It's the consistent inconsistencies that ma...

"It's the consistent inconsistencies that makes a fake... Whilst it's the inconcistent consistencies that makes a human" - Winston Churchill
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"And why would the mo...

"And why would the moon missions be faked nine times?" - Bob McDonald.
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The problem is, people are bei...

The problem is, people are being hated when they're real and loved when they're fake. -Bob Marley
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If you dont plan to chan...

If you dont plan to change your behavior you just gave me a fake apology --self
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" I was born to mak...

" I was born to make mistakes not to fake perfection " - unknown
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โ€œAmerica is the only country where a significant propor...

โ€œAmerica is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked.โ€ ~David Letterman
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"It only takes a few fake s...

"It only takes a few fake stories in history to make the future built on lies." - Unknown
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โ€œWhen a thousand people believe some made-up story for on...

โ€œWhen a thousand people believe some made-up story for one month, thatโ€™s fake news. When a billion people believe it for a thousand years, thatโ€™s a religionโ€ โ€” Yuval Noah Harari
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Emotions: if you fake them,...

Emotions: if you fake them, they're real; and if they're real, they're easy to fake. โ€”Me
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The bible is the original comic book: fake stories to please rabid, viole...

The bible is the original comic book: fake stories to please rabid, violent fans. And if you get it wrong theyโ€™ll kill you at one of their conventions - Jerry Wallach (Bill Haderโ€™s character in an episode of Documentary Now!)
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My fake plants died bec...

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
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"But, even to fake it, it'...

"But, even to fake it, it's no different from having real confidence" - Jerry Seinfeld
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Don't try to live so wise, don't cry cause y...

Don't try to live so wise, don't cry cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears 'cause you will hate yourself in the end. -Teacher
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""You can't find any true closeness i...

""You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well."" โ€” Carrie Fisher
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โ€œFake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will ...

โ€œFake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities, then sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually, into forgeries of themselves.โ€ - Philip K. Dick
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A clear rejectio...

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.
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"Do not let fake people hide the love that is arou...

"Do not let fake people hide the love that is around you and inside you, they are so weak, Love life and yourself and everyone you love." - Mounssif BOUHLAOUI
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My fake plants died bec...

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them - Mitch Hedberg
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"The hardest th...

"The hardest thing to fake is happiness." -Anonymous
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. ...

"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head." โ€” Rita Rudner
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"If only I could tell myself there's plenty fish in the sea. But see, the sea is fu...

"If only I could tell myself there's plenty fish in the sea. But see, the sea is full of sharks, fake guppies and greed. And as I find myself drownin' while I'm fightin' to breathe, I realize that I'm in love with what I thought we couldโ€ฆ be" - Witt Lowry
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I always thought it would be better ...

I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody. โ€”Tom Ripley, The Talented Mr. Ripley
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"Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake rea...

"Fake realities will create fake humans. Or, fake humans will generate fake realities and sell them to other humans, turning them, eventually into forgeries of themselves." - Philip K. Dick, from his essay 'How to Build a Universe pt. 2', 1978
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โ€œOne should judge a man mainly from...

โ€œOne should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.โ€ โ€“ Klaus Kinski
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โ€œHead up, stay st...

โ€œHead up, stay strong. Fake a smile, move on.โ€ - anonymous
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People can hide behind a fake nam...

People can hide behind a fake name, but the way they use emojis gives them away. โ€”Heidi Turner, South Park
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Sometimes the grass ...

Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because itโ€™s fake.
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The secret of life is honesty an...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, youโ€™ve got it made. โ€”Groucho Marx
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It's crazy how people ar...

It's crazy how people are being hated for being real and loved for being fake.
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"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary c...

"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we donโ€™t vibrate on the same frequency thereโ€™s just no reason for us to waste our time. Iโ€™d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk."
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โ€œMy fake plants died be...

โ€œMy fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.โ€ -Mitch Hedberg
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"Fake news have been around for a ...

"Fake news have been around for a long time, just look at the Bible" - Yuval Harari (writer of Homo Sapiens)
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Fake friends are like shadows: alway...

Fake friends are like shadows: always there in your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen when things turn dark.
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My fake plants died be...

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg
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Act as if ye have faith and fait...

Act as if ye have faith and faith shall be given to you. Put it another way: fake it 'til you make it.
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"Your love was fa...

"Your love was fake, but the pain it caused was very real."
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"When a thousand people believe some made-up story for on...

"When a thousand people believe some made-up story for one month -- thatโ€™s fake news. When a billion people believe it for a thousand years -- thatโ€™s a religion" Yuval Noah Harari
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Dont fear the enemy tha...

Dont fear the enemy that attacks you,but the fake friend that hugs you. Hanan
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"I don't have fake friends, because i'm h...

"I don't have fake friends, because i'm honest with everyone, be true, be yourself, that's all that matters." - Mounssif Bouhlaoui
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โ€œSincerity is the key to succ...

โ€œSincerity is the key to success. Once you can fake that, youโ€™ve got it made.โ€ -- Groucho Marx
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The secret of life is honesty an...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made - Groucho Marx
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"I was born to mak...

"I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection" - Drake
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Dead flowers are less dep...

Dead flowers are less depressing than fake ones - Mae Borowski, Night In The Woods
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"My fake plants died bec...

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them." - Mitch Hedberg
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"Fake people have image to...

"Fake people have image to maintain, real people just don't care." Hikigaya Hachiman
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"I could fake โ€˜smartโ€™ for my teachers and โ€˜sincereโ€™ for my parents and โ€˜interestedโ€™ for...

"I could fake โ€˜smartโ€™ for my teachers and โ€˜sincereโ€™ for my parents and โ€˜interestedโ€™ for my friends. But when it was two o'clock in the morning all alone, in the dark, I wasnโ€™t sure who I needed to be. Sometimes I Act Crazy: Living With Borderline Personality Disorder
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"Baby skin isn't as soft a...

"Baby skin isn't as soft as people say. Or maybe this rug is a fake." - Neil T Stacey
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"Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. It's not easy, most of the time it's just dumb and...

"Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. It's not easy, most of the time it's just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself."
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