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The problem with life is, by the ti...

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired Milton Berle
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โ€œIf someone is trying to sell you with only past credentials and older accolades without in...

โ€œIf someone is trying to sell you with only past credentials and older accolades without including present examples and up to date proof, you might be dealing with someone that is sharing expired information and does not have the up to date knowledge to help you.โ€ - Loren Weisman
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โ€œThink of spoiled cat food and ulcerated c...

โ€œThink of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.โ€ โ€• Chuck Palahniuk, Choke
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