Ex Quotes

"Doing cocaine will not make your ex girlfriend get ba...

"Doing cocaine will not make your ex girlfriend get back together with you, but it will make her worry about you, and in the end, what's the difference?" - John Mulaney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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β€œThe West, so afraid of strong...

β€œThe West, so afraid of strong government, now has no government. Only financial power.” - Deus Ex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fe...

"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fetish: she used to like to dress up as herself And act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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IF YOU COULD SAY O...

IF YOU COULD SAY ONE LAST THING TO YOUR EX WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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"I'll trade you my Lebron ...

"I'll trade you my Lebron Crosby EX Mega card for that magic the gathering trap card"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, ...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, where she used to dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time. - Bo Burnham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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"Being single and hap...

"Being single and happy is the best way to have your ex lonely and sad"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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You were the only sun I had in my life. Bu...

You were the only sun I had in my life. But I should have know that every sun goes back down again. - Wrote this in a letter to my ex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Extreme success results from an extre...

Extreme success results from an extreme personality and comes at the cost of many other things.β€”Justine Musk, Elon's ex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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"No matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can't insulate y...

"No matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can't insulate yourself from it. I used to think it was death and taxes you couldn't avoid, but it's actually death and shit." - Nathan Bateman, Ex Machina
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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If you're extreme, you must be what you a...

If you're extreme, you must be what you are, which means that happiness is more or less beside the point.β€”Justine Musk, Elon's ex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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"On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wiv...

"On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time." Ron Swanson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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"We have existed in isolation. Pure. Di...

"We have existed in isolation. Pure. Disconnected. Alone. Stagnant." - Helios, a character from 2001 game of the year Deus Ex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Quotes from Martin L...

Quotes from Martin Luther (ex. "your sin cannot cast you into hell")
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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"It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to pe...

"It takes more courage to reveal insecurities than to hide them, more strength to relate to people than to dominate them, more 'manhood' to abide by thought-out principles rather than blind reflex. Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles and an immature mind." - Alex Karras
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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