Eve Quotes

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl fin...

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years eve"...Leslie Nielsen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Adam and Eve were the ...

Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management. ...Evan Esar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Until Eve arrived,...

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. ...Richard Armour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be d...

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to." - P. J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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β€˜I dream of giving birth to a chi...

β€˜I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, β€˜Mother, what was war?’ - Eve Williams (Poet and writer)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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"By the time I'd grown up...

"By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up." β€” Eve Babitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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"And you tell me over and over and over an...

"And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction." ~Barry McGuire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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I dream of giving birth to a child who...

I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, "Mother, what was war?" -Eve Merriam, poet and writer (19 Jul 1916-1992)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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EVE: "Time changes everything." HOUSE: "That’s what peop...

EVE: "Time changes everything." HOUSE: "That’s what people say. It’s not true. Doing things changes things. Not doing things leaves things exactly as they were." ~ House, M.D.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Wherever Eve ...

Wherever Eve was, there was Eden. -Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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β€œAfter all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in ...

β€œAfter all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.” ― Mark Twain, Diaries of Adam & Eve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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β€œListen! The wind is rising, and the air is...

β€œListen! The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves, / We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” ― Humbert Wolfe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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"All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a no...

"All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over black nor a black has any superiority over white except by piety and good action." Prophet Muhammad.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be d...

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. ~P.J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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"All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a no...

"All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over a black nor a black has any superiority over white except by piety and good action." -Prophet Muhammad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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β€œIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he ...

β€œIs God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” ― Epicurus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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