Europe Quotes

"The worst thing about Europe is tha...

"The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee." β€” Tellis Frank
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Every national border in Europe marks the place whe...

Every national border in Europe marks the place where two gangs of bandits got too exhausted to kill each other anymore and signed a treaty - Robert Anton Wilson
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Nathalie Loiseau, France’s Europe minister, said recently that if she had one, she w...

Nathalie Loiseau, France’s Europe minister, said recently that if she had one, she would call her cat Brexit: β€œIt wakes me up miaowing because it wants to go out. When I open the door, its sits there, undecided. Then it looks daggers at me when I put it out"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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"Eighty percent of married m...

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." β€” Jackie Mason
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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"In the US, 100 years is a lon...

"In the US, 100 years is a long time, but in Europe, 100 miles is a long way" -Guy from Newark Bar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"The war is not over, Millions are b...

"The war is not over, Millions are being killed. Europe is mad. The world is mad." -Ernest Shackleton’s South!, 1916
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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"Europe is threatened by a new Buddhism; at one in belief of 'morality' in mutual sympathy, as tho...

"Europe is threatened by a new Buddhism; at one in belief of 'morality' in mutual sympathy, as though it were morality itself, the one hope of the future, consolation at present, a discharge of past obligations; in the belief of the community as the saviour, in the herd, in 'themselves'" - Nietzsche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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"Eighty percent of married m...

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." β€” Jackie Mason
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"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep ...

"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe with blood for centuries." -James Madison
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"Name me an Emperor who was ever struck by a cannonb...

"Name me an Emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball?" - Charles V Emperor of Spain, Holy Roman Empire, Hamburg of the Netherlands, basically ruled all Europe.
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"The British are distinguished among the nations of modern Europe, on the one ...

"The British are distinguished among the nations of modern Europe, on the one hand by the excellence of their philosophers, and on the other hand by their contempt for philosophy. In both respects they show their wisdom."-- Bertrand Russell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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"We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will gr...

"We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe without swords, without guns, without conquest will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades." - Muammar Gaddafi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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"America--when the Vikings reached it--wa...

"America--when the Vikings reached it--was lost as soon as it was discovered, because Europe did not yet need it." -- Henri Pirenne
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Europe was created by his...

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. Margaret Thatcher
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"Europe has memori...

"Europe has memories, America has t-shirts." - Jean-Luc Godard
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A specter is hauntin...

A specter is haunting Europe - the specter of communism ~Karl Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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'Who would have thought the key to Germ...

'Who would have thought the key to German domination of Europe would be an international banking conspiracy?' - Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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