Erma bombeck Quotes
"A brain is a lot like a computer. It wi...
"A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up." - Erma Bombeck
"Anybody who watches three game...
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." — Erma Bombeck
"Marriage has no guarantees. If t...
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." — Erma Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with succ...
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. --Erma Bombeck
"There is a thin line that separa...
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt." - Erma Bombeck
Worry is like a rocking chair: ...
Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere. Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would...
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me. – Erma Bombeck
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