Erma bombeck Quotes

"A brain is a lot like a computer. It wi...

"A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up." - Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Jan 27
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"Anybody who watches three game...

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." — Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Nov 16
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If t...

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." — Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Oct 16
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Don't confuse fame with succ...

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. --Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Sep 23
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"There is a thin line that separa...

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt." - Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Aug 22
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Worry is like a rocking chair: ...

Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere. Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Oct 22
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would...

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me. – Erma Bombeck
📅︎ Apr 13
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