England Quotes

β€œTo be so close to someone I feel so strongly for, ...

β€œTo be so close to someone I feel so strongly for, to look but to be unable to touch; it is like floating through heaven in a bubble of hell” - Nathan Englander
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"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an allege...

"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits." β€” Stephen Leacock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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"We have been able to have fine poetry in En...

"We have been able to have fine poetry in England because the public do not read it, and consequently do not influence it." -- Oscar Wilde
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings...

"The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds." β€” King Farouk of Egypt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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"We don't bother much about dress and manners...

"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners." β€” George Bernard Shaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the L...

A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse. – A Counterblaste to Tobacco – King James VI of Scotland and I of England.
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"England and America are two ...

"England and America are two countries separated by a common language." β€” George Bernard Shaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an allege...

"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits." β€” Stephen Leacock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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"The enquiry in England is not whether a man has talents or genius, but whether h...

"The enquiry in England is not whether a man has talents or genius, but whether he is passive and polite, a virtuous ass, and obedient to noblemen’s opinions in art and science. If he is, he is a good man; if not, he must be starved." --William Blake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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β€˜England, you have been here tooo long, And...

β€˜England, you have been here tooo long, And the songs you sing are the songs you sung On a braver day. Now they are wrong.’ Stevie Smith
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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β€œI do not agree with you that England and America are the two gr...

β€œI do not agree with you that England and America are the two great humanitarian powers… [They are] materialistic first and humanitarian only a century after.” - Sir Roger Casement CMG, to E. D. Morel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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Hey! I did a REAL social experiment w...

Hey! I did a REAL social experiment walking around the streets of Manchester England reading uplifting quotes to people
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"...I realized that what Americans called a 'dysfunctional...

"...I realized that what Americans called a 'dysfunctional family' is what we in England call 'a family,' having never encountered any of these functional ones." -Neil Gaiman, 2015
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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"If in England there were one religion, the despotism would be f...

"If in England there were one religion, the despotism would be frightening; if there were two, they would slit each other's throat; but there are thirty, and they live in peace and harmony" - Voltaire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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"if a man says that he is the rightful King of England, it is no complete answer...

"if a man says that he is the rightful King of England, it is no complete answer to say that the existΒ­ing authorities call him mad: for if he were King of England that might be the wisest thing for the existing authorities to do" - G.K. Chesterton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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"When you have lost your Inns drown your em...

"When you have lost your Inns drown your empty selves, for you will have lost the last of England." ~ HILAIRE BELLOC, The Servile State
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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'I care not what puppet is placed onthe throne of England to rule the ...

'I care not what puppet is placed onthe throne of England to rule the Empire, ...Β The man that controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire. And I control the money supply.' - Baron Nathan Rothschild.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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"Why do I need to learn ...

"Why do I need to learn English? I'm never going to England" -Homer J. Simpson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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"A rising tide raises all ships."- Mos...

"A rising tide raises all ships."- Most prominently attributed to JFK; a variation of a quote by the New England Council.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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