Engineer Quotes

It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss...

It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss are bankers And the Italians are lovers . . . It's Hell when: The English are chefs The Germans are police The French are engineers The Swiss are lovers And the Italians are bankers β€” Hidekaz Himaruya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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"1 engineer can do ...

"1 engineer can do in 1 hour what 2 engineers can do in 2 hours."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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β€œLife is like a box of ...

β€œLife is like a box of retards” - L.A based comedian Sean, the audio Engineer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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β€œAnd medecine, law, business, engineering, these are noble ...

β€œAnd medecine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love: these are what we stay alive for.” - Tom Schulman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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"Success is more a function of consi...

"Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius." - An Wang, computer engineer, inventor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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"Only those that depend on the odds are subject to luck. It...

"Only those that depend on the odds are subject to luck. It is those who engineer the circumstances where the odds are in their favor who are subject to themselves." - Ancient Proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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I failed my exam in some subjectsπŸ˜–, bu...

I failed my exam in some subjectsπŸ˜–, but my friend passed, now he's an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner 😎 Bill Gates
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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" I failed in some subjects in exam, but my fri...

" I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft. " ~ Bill Gates
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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β€œWe take natural substances created over millions of years, fashion them...

β€œWe take natural substances created over millions of years, fashion them into products designed for a few minutes’ use, and then return them to the planet as litter that we’ve engineered to never go away.” ― Susan Freinkel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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"We should be throwing more resources into biotechnology. Re-engineering ourselves and taking...

"We should be throwing more resources into biotechnology. Re-engineering ourselves and taking control of our evolution should be our highest priority. Transhumanistic policies should be embraced by governments if we are to meaningfully progress forward as a civilisation." - Ravi Silari
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Philosophers are very patient people, but engineers are...

Philosophers are very patient people, but engineers are far less patient, and investors are the least patient of all. ~ Yuval Noah Harari , 21 Lessons for the 21st Century
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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"If you don't know what ...

"If you don't know what you're doing... do it neatly." - co-worker [engineer].
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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It is better t...

It is better to be a good poet than a bad engineer
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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"It may be the warriors who get the glo...

"It may be the warriors who get the glory, but it's the engineers who build societies." -B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek Voyager
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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"The writer i...

"The writer is the engineer of the human soul."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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An engineering prototype starts with a co...

An engineering prototype starts with a conclusion, a Design prototype starts with a curiosity. --Dave Evans (Designing Your Life)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Given the same amount of time, a better so...

Given the same amount of time, a better software engineer will write less code. The best engineer will write zero code.β€”Elliot Chance
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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To place a man in a multi-stage rocket and project him into the controlling gravi...

To place a man in a multi-stage rocket and project him into the controlling gravitational field of the moon.... I am bold enough to say that such a man-made voyage will never occur regardless of all future advances.β€”Dr. Lee de Forest, engineer, 1957
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Quotes are for people who c...

Quotes are for people who can't be remembered for anything else- My engineering teacher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"An Engineer who got As is ca...

"An Engineer who got As is called an Engineer. An Engineer who got Cs is called an Engineer."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Ove Arup [Sydney Opera House; Pompidou...

Ove Arup [Sydney Opera House; Pompidou Center], arguably the most influential engineer of the 20th century.β€”The Guardian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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"The human foot is a master...

"The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art." - Leonardo Di Vinci
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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We are Engineers, We live ...

We are Engineers, We live in the now and create the future (X-post from /r/quoteporn)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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β€œI am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, ne...

β€œI am, and ever will be, a white socks, pocket protector, nerdy engineer. And I take a substantial amount of pride in the accomplishments of my profession.” Neal Armstrong in February 2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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"Scientists dream about ...

"Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them." -James Michener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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"Once, I watched as a mother sow cleverly engineered a prison break by loosening the hinges of...

"Once, I watched as a mother sow cleverly engineered a prison break by loosening the hinges of her crate with her tongue until the front door fell off. After escorting out her piglets, the sow immediately began to do the same for another sow’s door." -Cody Carlson (Undercover Investigator)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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"If there was an afterlife, I'd ...

"If there was an afterlife, I'd have to reconsider the engineering design of fridges" - Prof. Brian Cox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"A firewall is a network r...

"A firewall is a network response to a software engineering problem" - Steve Bellovin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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