Emo philips Quotes

"A computer once beat me at ...

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." - Emo Philips
📅︎ Jul 08
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“I used to think that the brain was the ...

“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.” - Emo Philips
📅︎ Jun 11
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"I used to think the human brain was th...

"I used to think the human brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then realized who was telling me this" -Emo Philips
📅︎ Jan 16
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"The way to teach kids not to be afraid of the dark is ...

"The way to teach kids not to be afraid of the dark is to fill their daylight hours with as much horror as possible, so they'll pray for the darkness to come." - Emo Philips
📅︎ Feb 23
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A computer once beat me at ...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
📅︎ Dec 07
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"I used to think that the brain was the ...

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." - Emo Philips
📅︎ Aug 19
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"I like going to the park and watchin...

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks." - Emo Philips
📅︎ Jun 11
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