Ellen degeneres Quotes

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someon...

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. β€”Ellen Degeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started...

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." --Ellen Degeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that the...

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let ther...

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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"What you look like on the outside is not what makes you ...

"What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that the...

"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to b...

"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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β€œIf you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done any...

β€œIf you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? ... So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts.” - Ellen DeGeneres,
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"My grandmother started walking five miles a day...

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let ther...

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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"Procrastination isn't the problem,...

"Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Accept who you are. ...

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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"I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kind...

"I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are w...

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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My life is perfe...

My life is perfect even when it’s not. Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equalit...

Here are the values that I stand for: honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated and helping those in need. Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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"For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making...

"For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life." - Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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"Procrastinate n...

"Procrastinate now! Don't put it off!" – Ellen Degeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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β€œAccept who you are. Unless yo...

β€œAccept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.” ― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone...

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. - Ellen Degeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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