Eggs Quotes

β€œIf we had some eggs, we c...

β€œIf we had some eggs, we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.” β€” Groucho Marx
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β€œWhen you sit down to a breakfast of ...

β€œWhen you sit down to a breakfast of bacon and eggs, the chicken is involved. The bacon is committed.” -Junior Johnson
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Scrambled eggs ...

Scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?
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Hey Victor! I remember the time your father took me to Denny's, and I had the Grand Slam Brea...

Hey Victor! I remember the time your father took me to Denny's, and I had the Grand Slam Breakfast. Two eggs, two pancakes, a glass of milk, and of course my favorite, the bacon. Some days, it's a good day to die. And some days, it's a good day to have breakfast-Thomas Builds-The-Fire.
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It's OK to have your eggs in one...

It's OK to have your eggs in one basket as long as you control what happens to that basket. ~ Elon Musk
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Blessed are the eggs and sperms in th...

Blessed are the eggs and sperms in the wombs for they shall inherit the national debts when the leaders go to the tombs
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"Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to w...

"Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to work to make a living? A hen has to lay eggs, a cow has to give milk, and a canary has to sing. But a dog makes his living by giving you nothing but love"-Dale Carnegie
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"I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, ...

"I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened." -Nancy Mitford
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"A bird is one egg...

"A bird is one egg's way of becoming other eggs." - Alan Watts
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You know if a spider lays its eggs unde...

You know if a spider lays its eggs underneath your skin, think about how much worse it'd be if it was a goose. - Jimmy Carr
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"You can't make an o...

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs" - Joseph Stalin
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The millions dead from the tsunami caused by the Pacific asteroid in 2304 - how ironi...

The millions dead from the tsunami caused by the Pacific asteroid in 2304 - how ironic that a land impact would have done much less damage! - had reminded all future generations that the human race had too many eggs in one fragile basket. -3001: The Final Odyssey
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As the caterpillar chooses the fairest l...

As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys. -William Blake
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Gandalf: Always remember Bilbo, when your heart w...

Gandalf: Always remember Bilbo, when your heart wants lifting, think of pleasant things... Bilbo: Eggs and bacon. A good, full pipe. My garden at twilight.
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