Egg Quotes

β€œIf we had some eggs, we c...

β€œIf we had some eggs, we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.” β€” Groucho Marx
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"The bird fights its way out of the egg...

"The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world." - Hermann Hesse
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β€œWhen you sit down to a breakfast of ...

β€œWhen you sit down to a breakfast of bacon and eggs, the chicken is involved. The bacon is committed.” -Junior Johnson
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"The same boiling water that softens the...

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg, it's about what you're made off not the circumstances" - unkown
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Scrambled eggs ...

Scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?
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"The same boiling water that softens the ...

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not your circumstances." - Unknown
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Being born in a duck yard does not ...

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. ...Hans Christian Andersen
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"If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ...

"If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If broken by an inside force, life begins. Great things always begin from the inside." β€”Jim Kwik
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Hey Victor! I remember the time your father took me to Denny's, and I had the Grand Slam Brea...

Hey Victor! I remember the time your father took me to Denny's, and I had the Grand Slam Breakfast. Two eggs, two pancakes, a glass of milk, and of course my favorite, the bacon. Some days, it's a good day to die. And some days, it's a good day to have breakfast-Thomas Builds-The-Fire.
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"I just ordered a chic...

"I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know"-- ZC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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"If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ...

"If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If broken by an inside force, life begins. Great things always begin from the inside." β€”Jim Kwik
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It's OK to have your eggs in one...

It's OK to have your eggs in one basket as long as you control what happens to that basket. ~ Elon Musk
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"All that can accurately be said ...

"All that can accurately be said about a man who thinks he is a poached egg is that he is in the minority."
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Blessed are the eggs and sperms in th...

Blessed are the eggs and sperms in the wombs for they shall inherit the national debts when the leaders go to the tombs
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A true friend is someone who thinks that...

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer
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"Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to w...

"Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to work to make a living? A hen has to lay eggs, a cow has to give milk, and a canary has to sing. But a dog makes his living by giving you nothing but love"-Dale Carnegie
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"The same boiling water that softens the ...

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s about what you’re made of, not the circumstances." -Anonymous
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"The human mind is a lot like the human egg, and the h...

"The human mind is a lot like the human egg, and the human egg has a shut-off device. When one sperm gets in, it shuts down so the next one can’t get in" - Charlie Munger
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"I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, ...

"I think housework is far more tiring and frightening than hunting is, no comparison, and yet after hunting we had eggs for tea and were made to rest for hours, but after housework people expect one to go on just as if nothing special had happened." -Nancy Mitford
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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"Change is the constant, the ...

"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix." - Christina Baldwin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Mistakes are a natural byproduct of personal growth. They are tied to succ...

Mistakes are a natural byproduct of personal growth. They are tied to success like the broken egg of a newborn eaglet or a pile of rocks under an exquisite sculpture. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
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"A bird is one egg...

"A bird is one egg's way of becoming other eggs." - Alan Watts
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"Remember Shake-an-Egg? You put the egg in the bag with the ...

"Remember Shake-an-Egg? You put the egg in the bag with the glitter and you shake it all up and it came out lookin' all glam rock-y like it fell out of David Bowie's ass." - Patton Oswalt
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You know if a spider lays its eggs unde...

You know if a spider lays its eggs underneath your skin, think about how much worse it'd be if it was a goose. - Jimmy Carr
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Mistakes are a natural byproduct of personal growth. ...

Mistakes are a natural byproduct of personal growth. They are tied to success like the broken egg of a newborn eaglet or a pile of rocks under an exquisite sculpture.
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"You can't make an o...

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs" - Joseph Stalin
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The millions dead from the tsunami caused by the Pacific asteroid in 2304 - how ironi...

The millions dead from the tsunami caused by the Pacific asteroid in 2304 - how ironic that a land impact would have done much less damage! - had reminded all future generations that the human race had too many eggs in one fragile basket. -3001: The Final Odyssey
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"Patriotism is a kind of relig...

"Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched." - Guy de Maupassant
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As the caterpillar chooses the fairest l...

As the caterpillar chooses the fairest leaves to lay her eggs, so the priest lays his curse on the fairest joys. -William Blake
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Gandalf: Always remember Bilbo, when your heart w...

Gandalf: Always remember Bilbo, when your heart wants lifting, think of pleasant things... Bilbo: Eggs and bacon. A good, full pipe. My garden at twilight.
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β€Ž"The government owes their balls to the banks and the banks have over-lent to...

β€Ž"The government owes their balls to the banks and the banks have over-lent to businessmen who can't pay it back because the people can't buy what business sells because an egg costs a dollar and they've only got 50 cents." ~ Charles Bukowski
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"You may say, if you like, that the man is free to think himself a poached egg. B...

"You may say, if you like, that the man is free to think himself a poached egg. But it is surely a more massive and important fact that if he is a poached egg he is not free to eat, drink, sleep, walk, or smoke a cigarette." GK Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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