Ed Quotes

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, eve...

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, even if I have a kid tomorrow, god knows what age I’ll be by the time my daughter’s friends are all sixteen, so what’s the point? That’s my American Beauty joke, Thank you." - Ed Byrne, Graham Norton Show
📅︎ Mar 03
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Be original; don...

Be original; don't be scared of being bold ~Ed Sheeran
📅︎ Dec 29
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I can't tell you the key to succ...

I can't tell you the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. - Ed Sheeran
📅︎ Nov 20
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“We accept the reality we ar...

“We accept the reality we are presented with” -Ed Harris as Christof via “The Truman Show”
📅︎ Jan 04
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Friends are those rare people ...

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham
📅︎ Dec 17
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"When the tides of life turn against you and the curr...

"When the tides of life turn against you and the current upsets your boat, don't waste your tears on what might have been. Just lie on your back and float." -Ed Norton
📅︎ Jul 18
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Treat everyone like a gent...

Treat everyone like a gentleman, not because they are, but because you are - Ed Sabol
📅︎ Jul 20
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"I don't understand why when we destroy something creat...

"I don't understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature we call it progress." -Ed Begley Jr.
📅︎ Jun 02
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"You couldn't even prove the...

"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt." — Ed Meese
📅︎ Jul 03
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“When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think tw...

“When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants to be real nice and sweet, and the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick” - Ed Gein
📅︎ Jul 06
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"Treat everyone like a gent...

"Treat everyone like a gentleman, not because they are, but because you are" - Ed Sabol
📅︎ Dec 30
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"Gas, grass, or ass. ...

"Gas, grass, or ass. Nobody rides for free." - Ed Kemper, "Mindhunter"
📅︎ Jan 21
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"I don't understand why when we destroy something creat...

"I don't understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature, we call it progress." -Ed Begley Jr.
📅︎ Jun 02
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“I've looked at the world for quite a few years now a...

“I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying." - Silk, "Demon Lord of Karanda", David Eddings
📅︎ Oct 07
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"I don't understand why when we destroy something crea...

"I don't understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature we call it progress. -Ed Begley Jr.
📅︎ Jun 02
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I know I was born and I ...

I know I was born and I know that I'll die, the in-between is mine. -Ed Vedder
📅︎ Dec 23
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I wish there was a way to know y...

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days, before you've actually left them - Ed helms
📅︎ Jul 15
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Integrity is not tellin...

Integrity is not telling the truth, it's telling the whole story. - Ed George
📅︎ Dec 24
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"The tragedy of humanity is that we have s...

"The tragedy of humanity is that we have stone age instincts, medieval institutions, and god-like powers with technology" -Ed Wilson
📅︎ Mar 28
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"You know time is long, and...

"You know time is long, and life is short. Begin to live while you still can." -Ed Vedder
📅︎ Jan 04
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“Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is ju...

“Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is just the entrance to another hole your about to get in to. Don’t assume anything is over until your dead.” - Ed
📅︎ Apr 29
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"When the tides of life turn against you and the curre...

"When the tides of life turn against you and the current upsets your boat, don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lie on your back and float. " - Ed Norton
📅︎ Mar 19
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"Although evil might seem invincible as it stalks the world in darkness, it...

"Although evil might seem invincible as it stalks the world in darkness, it nonetheless yearns toward the light, and only in the surrender of the light could the darkness prevail" - David Eddings, The Mallorrean, King of the Murgos
📅︎ Jun 25
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When we destroy something created by man, we c...

When we destroy something created by man, we call it vandalism. When we destroy something created by nature, we call it progress. -Ed Begley Jr.
📅︎ Feb 28
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Police investigator in Jessica ...

Police investigator in Jessica Jones asks: 'Any idea how a co-ed from Nebraska gets hold of a gun?'
📅︎ Jan 06
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Ed Tom Bell: Who's Charlie Walser? Oh! Well.....

Ed Tom Bell: Who's Charlie Walser? Oh! Well... uh... a true story? I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.
📅︎ Jun 10
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