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โ€œTheir morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. The...

โ€œTheir morals, their code; it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. You'll see- I'll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They'll eat each otherโ€-Joker, The Dark Knight.
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man t...

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." โ€” Jay Leno
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โ€œYou love flowers but you cut them. You love...

โ€œYou love flowers but you cut them. You love animals but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now Iโ€™m scared.โ€ - I forgot who said this
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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"Being active. Never suffering losses.Being fond of protecting the weak.When studyin...

"Being active. Never suffering losses.Being fond of protecting the weak.When studying,being keen to yawn.At the midnight, being wakeful,wake others to practice kung fu together. When there are more rice being able to eat 5 bowls, 3 dumplings in a meal."-Lu Yi-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean y...

Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger then that, I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table. - Tupac Shakur.
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Just because you list me as a friend doesnโ€™t me...

Just because you list me as a friend doesnโ€™t mean you gained me as an enemy. Iโ€™m better than that. I still want to see you eat, just not on my table.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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"give a man a fish and he can eat...

"give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. give a man a nuclear weapons and watch him hump it for life."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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"Just because you Eating now...

"Just because you Eating now do'nt mean you wo'nt starve again.Remain humble".Layton greene
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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"Being a vegan and eating fake chic...

"Being a vegan and eating fake chicken is like being a pediatrician who likes to kick rubber babies." - Joe Rogan
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โ€œEat my ...

โ€œEat my shorts!โ€ โ€” Mr. Simpson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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As you walk and eat and travel,...

As you walk and eat and travel, be where you are. Otherwise, you will miss most of your life ~Buddha
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"Eat fruit so you...

"Eat fruit so you be beautiful!โ€œ -my Lebanese Grandmother
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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"You need to learn how to select your thoug...

"You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day". Elizabeth Gilbert. Eat, Pray, Love
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โ€œStarting a company is l...

โ€œStarting a company is like eating glass and staring into the abyss.โ€- Elon Musk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. ...

'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow ^inside."...Leslie Nielsen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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It's a dog e...

It's a dog eat dog biscuit world out there
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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"The healthiest thing we can do for ourselves is ...

"The healthiest thing we can do for ourselves is burn fat, eat healthy, and grow muscle. Unless you're poor, then I'd recommend doing the opposite." -- me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are a nice perso...

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are a nice person, youโ€™re fooling yourself. Thatโ€™s like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didnโ€™t eat him โ€”- Paulo Coelho, โ€œThe Witch of Portobelloโ€ (2008)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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โ€œEating dinner at Steveโ€™s is a great experience, as long as...

โ€œEating dinner at Steveโ€™s is a great experience, as long as you get out before the local restaurants close.โ€ โ€” Rupert Murdoch, about the organic vegan food served at Steve Jobsโ€™ house
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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โ€˜The only way to keep your health is to ea...

โ€˜The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.โ€™ Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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"Give orange me give eat oran...

"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." ~ Nim Chimpsky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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"If you are going to ...

"If you are going to eat the poison you might as well finish the plate"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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โ€œPeople are so worried about what they eat between Christ...

โ€œPeople are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.โ€ -unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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โ€œAn appeaser is one who feed...

โ€œAn appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile โ€“ hoping it will eat him last.โ€ -Winston Churchill
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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War feeds itself by e...

War feeds itself by eating its people, and it never starves for long.
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"If other animals can ea...

"If other animals can eat their own babies, why can't we?" Jonathan Swift, 1729
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"Each one hopes that if he feeds ...

"Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last." -Winston Churchill
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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โ€œNever be cruel, never be cowardly. And never ever eat pear...

โ€œNever be cruel, never be cowardly. And never ever eat pears! Remember โ€“ hate is always foolishโ€ฆand love, is always wise. Always try, to be nice and never fail to be kind.โ€œ - The Doctor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Just because people want to eat...

Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow. ...Steve Buscemi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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โ€œOver the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evi...

โ€œOver the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...โ€ Terry Pratchett
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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โ€œCensorship is telling a man t...

โ€œCensorship is telling a man that he canโ€™t eat a steak because a baby canโ€™t chew it.โ€ -Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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"Work hard, st...

"Work hard, study well, and eat and sleep plenty"
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"Spartans! Eat hearty...

"Spartans! Eat hearty cause tonight we dine in hell!!!"โ€”King Leonidas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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"We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distan...

"We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form." -William Ralph Inge
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"When the last tree is cut down, the last fish...

"When the last tree is cut down, the last fish eaten, and the last stream poisoned, you will realize that you cannot eat money" - Alanis Obomsawin
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Don't call me a pastor...

Don't call me a pastor, pastors eat too much fried chicken. -Pastor Gooch
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"The best way to teach your ki...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." โ€” Bill Murray
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โ€œFrankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sl...

โ€œFrankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didnโ€™t have you by the throat.โ€ Charles Bukowski
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The lesser you eat now,...

The lesser you eat now, the more you are going to eat later. ~Infinite Radius
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"The secret to living well and longer ...

"The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure." --Tibetan Proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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โ€œIs there anything more capitalist than ...

โ€œIs there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat?โ€œ โ€”Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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"Eat well. Read books. Study yourself. Exp...

"Eat well. Read books. Study yourself. Expand your mind. Do better and get better. You are your greatest investment." - Warren Buffet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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Never work before breakfast; if yo...

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. - Josh Billings
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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Smoking marijuana, eating cheet...

Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book-Walter White
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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"Wanna know what I like about restaur...

"Wanna know what I like about restaurants? You learn a lot watching things eat." - Frank Costello, The Departed (2006)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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โ€œIf you sit down with people and just say, โ€˜Hey, what makes you happy? Whatโ€™s your l...

โ€œIf you sit down with people and just say, โ€˜Hey, what makes you happy? Whatโ€™s your life like? What do you like to eat?โ€™ more often than not, they will tell you extraordinary things, many of which have nothing to do with food.โ€ โ€“Anthony Bourdain (1956 โ€“ 2018)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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"The best ideas will eat at you for days, maybe even w...

"The best ideas will eat at you for days, maybe even weeks, until something, some incident, some impulse, triggers you to finally express them." โ€• Criss Jami (Killosophy)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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"My piece of bread only belongs to me when...

"My piece of bread only belongs to me when I know that everyone else has a share, and that no one starves while I eat." - Leo Tolstoy
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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and ea...

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - R.I.P. Steve Erwin
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us....

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." โ€” Sir Winston Churchill
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"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and...

"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons." - Douglas Adams
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"I have been hungr...

"I have been hungry since I started eating." - Nathan Shaffer
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They're not saveable, they're unlovable. And we must burn them all. I wanna put them on a pyre ...

They're not saveable, they're unlovable. And we must burn them all. I wanna put them on a pyre and I'm gonna burn them and I'm gonna dance. And I'm gonna dance as they roast, then I'm gonna eat their skin. Their broiled, nicely well done skin. Lovely, with some piggy pudding - Roll1D2 Games
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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"The secret of staying young is...

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." โ€” Lucille Ball
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"When eating fruit, remember who plante...

"When eating fruit, remember who planted the tree; when drinking clear water, remember who dug the well." -Vietnamese Proverb
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โ€œSell a man a fish, he eats for a day...

โ€œSell a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.โ€ -Karl Marx
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โ€œHe had just about enough intelligenc...

โ€œHe had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.โ€ โ€•P.G. Wodehouse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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Human beings are the only creatures on Eart...

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth who claim a god, and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one. -HS Thompson
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Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, & when you sleep, really to slee...

Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, & when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, & when you laugh, laugh like hell, & when you get angry, get good & angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough. - W Saroyan
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"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and...

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first." - Steve Irwin
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โ€œThey can kill you but...

โ€œThey can kill you but they canโ€™t eat you, thatโ€™s cannibalismโ€ - My dad.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 06
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โ€œWell," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eat...

โ€œWell," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.โ€ โ€• A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a da...

โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a day. Teach a woman to get a man that cooks for her and sheโ€™ll eat for a lifetime.โ€ - Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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โ€œThe best way to teach your ki...

โ€œThe best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.โ€ โ€” Bill Murray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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"People don't live to be happy. They evolved to feel ...

"People don't live to be happy. They evolved to feel the happiness to survive. So our brains feel most happy, when we eat good food, with someone we like" from tv show
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โ€œYou know whatโ€™s an odd feeling...

โ€œYou know whatโ€™s an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.โ€ - George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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"Being alive is great, you can eat at...

"Being alive is great, you can eat at Denny's, you can wear a hat whenever you want to, it's wonderful." Norm Macdonald
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"Life is uncertai...

"Life is uncertain, so eat your dessert first." -Anonymous
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The things that go unsaid are often the things that eat at you ...

The things that go unsaid are often the things that eat at you โ€“ whether because you didnโ€™t get to have your say, or because the other person never got to hear you and really wanted to. โ€”Celeste Ng
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 22
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be t...

"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them." โ€” Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
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