Dumb Quotes

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his c...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” β€” George S. Patton
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β€œThe reason the coronavirus ...

β€œThe reason the coronavirus keeps spreading is because sharing is caring” - My dumb friend
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"People are du...

"People are dumb panicky animals and you know it"
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"No one is dumb who is curious. The peopl...

"No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not l...

"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!" β€” Fredo corleone
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β€œYou won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You w...

β€œYou won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles.” -Achilles
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"It's that 'dumb' you invite. That '...

"It's that 'dumb' you invite. That 'dumb' you offer to people to make them feel better about themselves." Jim Carrey
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Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are ...

Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders - Erwin Rommel
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The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the m...

The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the media, the 10 second sound bites, lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance” ― Carl Sagan
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. Y...

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." β€” Eugene McCarthy
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"I might be st...

"I might be stupid but I'm not dumb"-Will Ferrell
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"I don't speak to du...

"I don't speak to dumb people, it makes them smarter" Michel Audiard
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"When you're a kid you want to g...

"When you're a kid you want to get older, but when you're older, you want to get a kid." - my dumb ass
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"The Sun is gone ...

"The Sun is gone / But I have a light" - Kurt Cobain (Dumb)
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β€œI guess what they say is true. Old people, a...

β€œI guess what they say is true. Old people, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose!” -Floyd, Dumb & Dumber
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"Before you argue with someone, first ask if you are open t...

"Before you argue with someone, first ask if you are open to change from a different perspective, than ask if they would be open to change." - Me (after that dumb quote by Amber Veal)
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"I'm grateful for every s...

"I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make." -Bo Burnham
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β€œIf you're dumb, surround yourself with smart ...

β€œIf you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you." - Aaron Sorkin
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"Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you a...

"Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself." Christina Grimmie
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"We are living in dangerously weird times now. Smart people just shrug and admit they're daz...

"We are living in dangerously weird times now. Smart people just shrug and admit they're dazed and confused. The only ones left with any confidence at all are the New Dumb. It is the beginning of the end of our world as we knew it. Doom is the operative ethic." --Hunter S. Thompson
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"Half of being smart i...

"Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about." ~Solomon Short
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"To the dumb question "Why me?" the co...

"To the dumb question "Why me?" the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: why not?" --Christopher Hitchens, Mortality
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1. β€œIf freedom of speech is taken away,...

1. β€œIf freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” - George Washington
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"Quotes are for dumb people who...

"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own"- Bo Burnham
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You're the smartest man I've ever met, a...

You're the smartest man I've ever met, and you're too dumb to see, he made up his mind 10 minutes ago. -- Hank (Breaking bad S5)
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Smart people sometimes use big words becau...

Smart people sometimes use big words because they need to despite trying not to. Dumb people use big words because they try to. --self
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To the dumb question "why me?", the...

To the dumb question "why me?", the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply,"why not". -- Christopher Hitchens
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β€œEveryone wants people they like to be right, that’s why popular peopl...

β€œEveryone wants people they like to be right, that’s why popular people are f*cking dumb and why your pretentious, poorly written, high budget friends back there can eat a double decker sh*t sandwich.” - Rick Sanchez
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"When you’re dumb enough for long enough, you’re gonna meet som...

"When you’re dumb enough for long enough, you’re gonna meet someone too smart to love you, and they’re gonna love you anyway, and its gonna go so poorly.” β€” Ballad of the Bruised Lung, Neil Hilborn
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"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books...

"Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill." - Barbara Tuchman
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"I'm worried for the day that computers pass the Turing Test, n...

"I'm worried for the day that computers pass the Turing Test, not because they'll be getting smarter but because we will have gotten so dumb we can't tell the difference anymore." -Douglas Rushkoff
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β€œIf you're dumb, surround yourself with smart ...

β€œIf you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.” - Aaron Sorkin
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β€œMy point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories an...

β€œMy point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally.” - John Dominic Crossan
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"To the dumb question β€œWhy me?”...

"To the dumb question β€œWhy me?” the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: Why not?" - Hitchens
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"your brain gets s...

"your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb " - Smash mouth
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"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others ...

"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that." - John Marston
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β€œThe thing about smart people is that...

β€œThe thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.” – Stephen Hawking i think i'm crazy!
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"If the freedom of speech is taken away...

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." George Washington
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"Belief is the death of intelligence. If one can only see t...

"Belief is the death of intelligence. If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind." - Robert Anton Wilson
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"Don't use your first idea, the dumb kids will use that. Don'...

"Don't use your first idea, the dumb kids will use that. Don't use your second idea, the clever kids will use that. Use your third idea - that's all yours" - Instructor on my training course
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"If you ever need info about anyone at harvard just...

"If you ever need info about anyone at harvard just ask... people just submitted it, I don't know why, they just 'trust' me, dumb fucks" - Mark Zuckerberg, 2004
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"The dumbing down of America is most evident in the 30 second sound bites (now down to 1...

"The dumbing down of America is most evident in the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance." - Carl Sagan
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. Y...

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." β€” Eugene McCarthy
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"There's nothing more idiotic and corrupting than politi...

"There's nothing more idiotic and corrupting than political passion. It's the only passion without grandiose, the only one capable of dumbing mankind down" - Nelson Rodrigues
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"Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid...

"Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...you give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore." From Neil Gaiman's Sandman
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A person is smart. People a...

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent K
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"Only dumb people try to impr...

"Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do." -Chris Rock
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β€œI’ve never had a problem with a dumb client. There i...

β€œI’ve never had a problem with a dumb client. There is no such thing as a bad client. Part of our job is to do good work and get the client to accept it.” - Bob Gill
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If the freedom of speech is taken away...

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to a slaughter. - George Washington
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"Evil masquerading as dumb...

"Evil masquerading as dumb is the form of evil that gets furthest" - Rudolf P Belmar
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"Half of being smart ...

"Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at." - David Gerroid
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β€œIf you're dumb, surround yourself with smart ...

β€œIf you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you." ― Aaron Sorkin
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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his c...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
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The dumbing down of America is most eviden...

The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media -Carl Sagan
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β€œIt is just like man’s vanity and impert...

β€œIt is just like man’s vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.”- Mark Twain
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"Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. It's not easy, most of the time it's just dumb and...

"Life is like watching Fast and the Furious 6. It's not easy, most of the time it's just dumb and pointless, everything is fake, there is a lot of noise, but if you close your eyes and picture yourself in an open field or a quiet forest, you can maybe make it to the end without killing yourself."
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"I would rather be a ser...

"I would rather be a servant for a smart boss than be a boss of a dumb servant"
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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his ...

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George Patton
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"If the freedom of speech is taken away...

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." - George Washington
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"To the dumb question 'Why me?' the...

"To the dumb question 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: Why not?" β€” Christopher Hitchens
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The big trouble with dumb bastards is t...

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. -Kurt Vonnegut
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