Dude Quotes

If you can just about ...

If you can just about afford it you can't afford it - some dude on reddit
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"Dude...

"Dude, where's my car?"
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"' There's no way you're this okay dude'- Matt Mahoney,...

"' There's no way you're this okay dude'- Matt Mahoney, 'Im not, I'm just waiting to get a place of my own so I can start smashing things.'- Jay Whitman" - Madam Secretary
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"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfor...

"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." - The Stranger, The Big Lebowski
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"just remember, at the end if t...

"just remember, at the end if the day the beers are always cold." Some dude at a bean-bag tournament
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"The English language was carefully, ca...

"The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary." โ€” Dave Kellett
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"If an alien was trying to look like an Am...

"If an alien was trying to look like an American President, he'd look exactly like Michael Pence." ~Some dude overheard at Starbucks
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โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something i...

โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something is the first step to being sorta good at somethingโ€ -Jake, the dog
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Yeah, well, you know, that'...

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. โ€”the Dude, The Big Lebowski
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It's in the Ten Commandments to not take the Lord's name in vai...

It's in the Ten Commandments to not take the Lord's name in vain. Rape isn't up there, by the way. Rape is is not a ten commandment. But don't say the dude's name with a shitty attitude. -Louis CK
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''I'm straighter tha...

''I'm straighter than you mom's dancing pole'', -Random Indian dude
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"The only person that scares me more ...

"The only person that scares me more than Trump as President would be Michael Pence." ~Some dude overheard at Starbucks
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"You know, there's a million fine looking women in ...

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." -- Silent Bob
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"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, some...

"It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on ya, bankers fuck up your 401k, ya know? Then you come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like, 'No dude, YOU are fucking awesome!'" - Bill Burr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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โ€œShe's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not wha...

โ€œShe's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her. She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable.โ€ - snow crash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something is the ...

โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something." - Jake The Dog, Adventure Time
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โ€œDude, sucking at sumthinโ€™ is the fi...

โ€œDude, sucking at sumthinโ€™ is the first step towards being sorta good at something.โ€ ~ Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
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"Dude,...

"Dude, where is my car?"
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"I often drink to forget. T...

"I often drink to forget. Thank God elephants don't know about Whiskey" - Homeless dude.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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"Fuck it, man. Life goe...

"Fuck it, man. Life goes on." - Jeffery "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
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โ€œDude, you donโ€™t want to be dead. Take it from me....

โ€œDude, you donโ€™t want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten.โ€ - The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao - Junot Dรญaz
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This aggression will...

This aggression will not stand, man.โ€”The Dude in "The Big Lebowski"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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"Life will lead where the pa...

"Life will lead where the path of wants and needs collide" - Some dude I just met at the bar
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"Take it easy, ...

"Take it easy, dude. But, take it." - Terence McKenna
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"Some dude bought 8000 hors...

"Some dude bought 8000 horses before the car was invented...he lost!" ~ Gary Vaynerchuk
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"Donald Trump wants to be president the way...

"Donald Trump wants to be president the way dumb high school dudes wanna have sex but have no qualifications to be a dad."-Mike Birbiglia
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โ€œSomewhere along the line, we seem to hav...

โ€œSomewhere along the line, we seem to have confused comfort with happiness.โ€ - Dean Karnazes, dude who ran 50 marathons in 50 days
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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"That's just, like, y...

"That's just, like, your opinion, man." - Jeffery "The Dude" Lebowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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"This aggressi...

"This aggression will not stand, man." - The Dude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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"Dude, suckin at something is the ...

"Dude, suckin at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something" - Jake from Adventure Time
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"I never believed in Santa Claus becaus...

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would've come into my neighborhood after dark." - Dick Gregory
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"You're not wrong ...

"You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole." - The Dude
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"You're eating a lot of hamburgers, America. Keep that...

"You're eating a lot of hamburgers, America. Keep that up and you'll kill yourself." "No way dude I'm way too into myself to do something stupid like that!" Hetalia
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