Duck Quotes

"I am intelligent and wise and I don't gotta prove nothin to nobody ev...

"I am intelligent and wise and I don't gotta prove nothin to nobody ever unless I damn well feel like it or when I am persecuted randomly by ducks and prostitutes. Course then I would just lie" -- Mel Gibson (I think)
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Quack ...

Quack Quack - Donald duck
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Being born in a duck yard does not ...

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. ...Hans Christian Andersen
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"Time is a whore th...

"Time is a whore that doesnt stop sucking" - Tipsy Duck, youtube.
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"Dealing with network execut...

"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks." β€” Eric Sevareid
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"Be like a duck. Remain calm ...

"Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath" - Micheal Caine
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β€œIf it looks like a duck, a...

β€œIf it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, chances it’s not a cow” - Ron Weasley
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β€œIf you take the life-lie away from the ave...

β€œIf you take the life-lie away from the average man you straight away take away his happiness.” - Dr. Relling in Ibsen's 'The Wild Duck'
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"I find a duck's opinion of me i...

"I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread." - Mitch Hedberg
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I'd like to say I'm ill,...

I'd like to say I'm ill, but I'd be lyin' cuz I'm vaccinated - Cold Duck Complex
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β€œDo not hide, duck or cover when you are asked to give an answer or...

β€œDo not hide, duck or cover when you are asked to give an answer or information that someone is not going to like. Answer the questions, even if the answers are not what others want to hear.” - Loren Weisman
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When I see a bird that walks like a duck a...

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck - James Whitcomb Riley
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"Even if the whole wor...

"Even if the whole world is underwater, the duck will still be floating".
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"Will you marry me? Are you rich?...

"Will you marry me? Are you rich? Answer the second question first" - Groucho Marx from the film Duck Soup
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He swore he could hold his breath longer than anyone. β€œLet’s m...

He swore he could hold his breath longer than anyone. β€œLet’s make it interesting,” I said holding up a roll of duck tape. Everyone at the party was very upset when we had to call the paramedics.
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"Go through life like a duck: ...

"Go through life like a duck: Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath." - Friend's Grandma
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β€œKinky sex involves the use of d...

β€œKinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.” ― Lewis Grizzard
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