Drunk Quotes

"And in the end, we were all just humans....

"And in the end, we were all just humans. Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness" ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
🚨︎ report

"Always do sober what you said you'...

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
🚨︎ report

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. ...

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." β€” George Burns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
🚨︎ report

"If you spend your life with your nose t...

"If you spend your life with your nose to the grindstone eventually you'll look up and see the world moved on" ~My drunk manager
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
🚨︎ report

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, b...

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows.. They feel better then. They find it easier to live." -Geralt of Rivia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
🚨︎ report

"Find someone that makes y...

"Find someone that makes you feel drunk without alcohol. Until then, keep drinking."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
🚨︎ report

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be d...

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to." - P. J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
🚨︎ report

Drunk is the man who is san...

Drunk is the man who is sanguine; woke is man who suffered all but death - mike wazowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
🚨︎ report

"Amongst all the debate I personally have come to one fundamental conclusion in my own heart of...

"Amongst all the debate I personally have come to one fundamental conclusion in my own heart of hearts: that god is real. However, to think that this god lines up perfectly with what you think, what you are comfortable with, is one of the most foolish and damning ideologies"- drunk guy at bar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
🚨︎ report

β€œI hope to arrive at my...

β€œI hope to arrive at my death late, in love, and a little drunk.. ” ~Atticus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
🚨︎ report

"I am drunk and you ...

"I am drunk and you are insane who’s going to lead us home?" --Rumi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
🚨︎ report

BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity i...

BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. -Ambrose Bierce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
🚨︎ report

"Republic... it means people can live free...

"Republic... it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose." -- John Wayne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
🚨︎ report

"Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to ha...

"Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments." β€” Randy K. Milholland
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
🚨︎ report

β€œIt only takes one drink to get me drunk...

β€œIt only takes one drink to get me drunk, the problem is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.” - George Burns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
🚨︎ report

β€œDear future generations: Please ac...

β€œDear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
🚨︎ report

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before." β€” Ellen DeGeneres
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
🚨︎ report

"Technically I was conceived the way most of you would have been - parents fighting, getti...

"Technically I was conceived the way most of you would have been - parents fighting, getting drunk and fucking and fighting again and neither ever claiming any recollection of the event or ascribing any particular great reference to it." - C.Albuquerque ("The Sundial Salesman")
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
🚨︎ report

"You're fresh to the the new...

"You're fresh to the the new year. I'm already three years into it." - Drunk Uber Passenger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
🚨︎ report

"I was weeping again,...

"I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past." β€” Vladimir Nabokov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
🚨︎ report

β€œAlways do sober what you said you'...

β€œAlways do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ― Ernest Hemingway
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
🚨︎ report

"I may have been born yesterday, but I've been up all night....

"I may have been born yesterday, but I've been up all night." -- John Craigie, possible collaborative effort with a drunk guy in New Orleans who claimed to have written Mr. Tambourine Man.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
🚨︎ report

"It's important that you work hard, but don't be enamored of the feeling of w...

"It's important that you work hard, but don't be enamored of the feeling of working hard. if you are drunk on that feeling, then you care less about the actual work, than about how you appear to others to be working hard." - Haemin Sunim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
🚨︎ report

β€œWrite Drunk...

β€œWrite Drunk, Edit Sober” - Peter De Vries
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
🚨︎ report

"If this world is a banquet and the f...

"If this world is a banquet and the fine wine we exchange, then I'll name that which makes my body drunk 'ambition'."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
🚨︎ report

Dear future generations: Please a...

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.” ― Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
🚨︎ report

"I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get peo...

"I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something." - Jim Morrison
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
🚨︎ report

"Held within the Pleasure Dome decreed by Kubla Khan. To taste my bitter triumph...

"Held within the Pleasure Dome decreed by Kubla Khan. To taste my bitter triumph, as a mad immortal man. Nevermore shall I return, escape these caves of ice. For I have dined on honeydew, and drunk the milk of Paradise." ~Neil Peart (Rush - Xanadu)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
🚨︎ report

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the...

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. ~Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
🚨︎ report

β€œAnd in the end, we were all just humans, drunk...

β€œAnd in the end, we were all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.” ― Christopher Poindexter, Naked Human
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
🚨︎ report

"Science strives ahead;...

"Science strives ahead; politics stumbles around like a drunk" - Andrew Marr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
🚨︎ report

You must stay drunk on...

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. Ray Bradbury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
🚨︎ report

And in the end,we were all just humans.....

And in the end,we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love,could heal our brokenness. -F. Scott Fitzgerald
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
🚨︎ report

"People use statistics as a drunk m...

"People use statistics as a drunk man uses a lamp post - For support rather than illumination." - A. E. Housman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
🚨︎ report

β€œI’m too drunk to tas...

β€œI’m too drunk to taste this chicken” - The Late Great Colonel Sanders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
🚨︎ report

β€œI hope to arrive at my deat...

β€œI hope to arrive at my death, late, in love and a little drunk. β€œ Instagram: @atticuspoetry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
🚨︎ report

I prefer to think ...

I prefer to think god is not dead, just drunk. - John Huston
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
🚨︎ report

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. ...

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." β€” George Burns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
🚨︎ report

You must stay drunk on...

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you. Ray Bradbury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
🚨︎ report

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the...

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." - Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
🚨︎ report

"Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober,” he had said, β€œand sometimes I write sob...

"Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober,” he had said, β€œand sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation β€” the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.” -Peter De Vries
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
🚨︎ report

"You know when you're young and you think your...

"You know when you're young and you think your dad is superman, but then you grow up and realize he's just a drunk who wears a cape." -Dave Attell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
🚨︎ report

"Drunk people, chi...

"Drunk people, children and leggings always tell the truth."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
🚨︎ report

"You often hear that pot leads to harder drugs. But I think alcohol is what...

"You often hear that pot leads to harder drugs. But I think alcohol is what leads you to everything, because it takes away the fear. The worst drug experimentation I ever did was because I was drunk and didn't care." - Chris Cornell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
🚨︎ report

"I went to the worst of bars hoping...

"I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed. but all I could do was to get drunk again." -Charles Bukowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
🚨︎ report

Mozart is like a party animal...

Mozart is like a party animal. I find I play him better when I am hung over or drunk.β€”Yuja Wang
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
🚨︎ report

"I just hope that one day - prefe...

"I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it." -J.D. Salinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
🚨︎ report

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no ...

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son" - The uptight Dean from Animal House
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
🚨︎ report

"Life Is Not A Fairy Tale. If...

"Life Is Not A Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe At Midnight, You're Drunk." - Unknown Legend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
🚨︎ report

β€œI always thought of the music indu...

β€œI always thought of the music industry as the drunk girl at a party who forgot who she came with." -Rocco Deluca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
🚨︎ report

"Politicians use research findings the way...

"Politicians use research findings the way a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not for illumination." - Jared Bernstein, Economist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
🚨︎ report

"A drunk mind spe...

"A drunk mind speaks a sober heart" - Jean-Jaques Rousseau
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
🚨︎ report

"And in the end, we were all just humans, ...

"And in the end, we were all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness." - Christopher Poindexter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
🚨︎ report

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the...

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
🚨︎ report

My doctor tells me I should start slowing down, b...

My doctor tells me I should start slowing down, but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors, so let's all have another round. ~ Willy Nelson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
🚨︎ report

β€œI hope to arrive to my...

β€œI hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk.” ― Atticus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
🚨︎ report

A drunk man's wor...

A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. -Proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
🚨︎ report

"Childhood is like bein...

"Childhood is like being drunk: everyone remembers what you did, except you."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
🚨︎ report

"The worst thing about some m...

"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.” ― W.B. Yeats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
🚨︎ report

"You're not drunk if you...

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
🚨︎ report

"I'm too drunk to tas...

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." -The Late-Great Colonel Sanders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
🚨︎ report

''A man's true charac...

''A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.'' -Charlie Chaplin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
🚨︎ report

β€ͺ❝β€ͺHow much better life must have been for jealou...

β€ͺ❝β€ͺHow much better life must have been for jealous drunks before emails and texts and mobile phones, before all this electronica and the traces it leaves.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
🚨︎ report

Sorry about those te...

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
🚨︎ report

'Everything begins with a ske...

'Everything begins with a sketch.' - Some drunk that cornered me in Denny's at 2 in the morning
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
🚨︎ report

"Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk." "Bessi...

"Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk." "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."~ Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
🚨︎ report

"And in the end, we were all just ...

"And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
🚨︎ report

"Complaining that a comic is drunk is like ...

"Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist." - Doug Stnahope
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
🚨︎ report

"It is just as difficult to detect an Official's dishonesty...

"It is just as difficult to detect an Official's dishonesty as it is to discover how much water is drunk by the swimming Fish." - Chanakya Ancient Indian Philosopher and Administrator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
🚨︎ report

"People use statistics the way a...

"People use statistics the way a drunk uses a lamp post β€” for support, not illumination." –Vince Scully
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
🚨︎ report

Always do sober what you said you'...

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.- Ernest Hemingway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
🚨︎ report

"He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious j...

"He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance in a glorious jubilee. I said his heaven would be only half alive; and he said mine would be drunk: I said I should fall asleep in his; and he said he could not breathe in mine." - Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
🚨︎ report

The best things in ...

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
🚨︎ report

"I'm too drunk to...

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Colonel Sanders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
🚨︎ report

"Hank Williams may have been a love-...

"Hank Williams may have been a love-sick drinker, but being a love-sick drunk don't make you Hank." --Sons of Bill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
🚨︎ report