Driver Quotes

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." β€” Jeff Foxworthy
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"Politicians should wear sponsor ...

"Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them." - Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Oh they used to laugh at me When I refused to...

Oh they used to laugh at me When I refused to ride On all those double-decker buses All because there was no driver on the top - Joni Mitchell
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β€œThe one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gend...

β€œThe one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.” ― Dave Barry
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"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I t...

"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that." -Chris Rock
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"You all quit breath...

"You all quit breathing, your fogging up my window." - my bus driver
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"The driver is saf...

"The driver is safer when the roads are dry, and vice versa."
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." β€” Jeff Foxworthy
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"The reason there are two senator...

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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You learn something new everyday o...

You learn something new everyday of your life and you will still die stupid - crazy Romanian delivery driver.
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or cl...

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. Winston Churchill
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"Women choose who they love t...

"Women choose who they love the most. Men choose who loves them the most." - Taxi Driver Wisdom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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β€œWhen ladies like you they’re ...

β€œWhen ladies like you they’re like medicine, when they hate you they’re like poison” -Uber driver
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"If you want to be on time, y...

"If you want to be on time, you must be early" -- Joe (a cab driver in Boston that I rode with)
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"Keep your windscreen clean! Seeing other vehicles can be difficult enough, witho...

"Keep your windscreen clean! Seeing other vehicles can be difficult enough, without tipping the odds against you by having to look through a dirty windscreen.You never see a fighter jet with a dirty canopy."β€”British fighter pilot's advice to drivers
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"Those of you singing in...

"Those of you singing in the back, don't quit your day job." ~Bus Driver 10/2014
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Only 44% of teens obtain a driver's license...

Only 44% of teens obtain a driver's license within the first year of becoming eligible and just 54% are licensed before turning 18.β€”AAA
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Anyone know where this is from? "The driver turned on the radio and suddenly the music 'The Marc...

Anyone know where this is from? "The driver turned on the radio and suddenly the music 'The March of the Siamese Children' from 'The King and I' became the most perfect background music for the parody of real life which was indeed the normal activity of Telegraph Avenue on any Saturday morning."
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β€Ž"Seems like the only kind of job an American can g...

β€Ž"Seems like the only kind of job an American can get these days is committing suicide in some way." -The Truck Driver, Breakfast of Champions (Kurt Vonnegut)
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"Most cars on the roads h...

"Most cars on the roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." -Carol Malia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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