Drink Quotes

โ€œDon't fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with you...

โ€œDon't fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are very nice.โ€ - Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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"Don't let loneliness reconnect yo...

"Don't let loneliness reconnect you with toxic people, you shouldn't drink poison just because you're thirsty"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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"Drinking makes such fools of people, and...

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony." โ€” Robert Benchley
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"Don't let getting lonely make you reconne...

"Don't let getting lonely make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn't drink poison just because you are thirsty." - Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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"One reason I don't drink is ...

"One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time." โ€” Nancy Astor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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"There are two things that will be believe...

"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink." โ€” Booth Tarkington
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. ...

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." โ€” George Burns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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"When I read about the e...

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." โ€” Henny Youngman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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I saw grief drinking a cup of sorrow and called out, 'It tastes sweet...

I saw grief drinking a cup of sorrow and called out, 'It tastes sweet, does it not?' 'You've caught me,' grief answered, 'and you've ruined my business. How can I sell sorrow, when you know it's a blessing?โ€™ โ€”Rumi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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"You study, you learn, but you guard the original naive...

"You study, you learn, but you guard the original naivete. It has to be within you, as desire for drink is within the drunkard or love is within the lover." - Henri Matisse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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"Whatever you do, do not ...

"Whatever you do, do not pass by the oasis without stopping to drink." -Otto Gross.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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โ€˜The only way to keep your health is to ea...

โ€˜The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.โ€™ Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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"Thinking of yo...

"Thinking of you is a poison I drink often." โ€”Atticus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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"Every time someone drinks ...

"Every time someone drinks a coke in the world, I make a little money." - Warren Buffett
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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โ€œResentment is like drinking ...

โ€œResentment is like drinking a poison and waiting for the other person to die.โ€ -Carrie Fisher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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Everybody afforts to buy one a ...

Everybody afforts to buy one a drink; but nobody ever dreams of buying one a sandwich. - Erik Satie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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"If you don't value your life start smoking, you'll die ten years early. O...

"If you don't value your life start smoking, you'll die ten years early. Or, start drinking to excess every day, you'll die fifteen years early. Or you could love someone who doesn't love you back, you'll die every day." โ€”Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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"Find someone that makes y...

"Find someone that makes you feel drunk without alcohol. Until then, keep drinking."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Resentment is like drinking ...

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ~ Carrie Fisher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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"Then I saw a sign that sai...

"Then I saw a sign that said 'Drink Canada Dry' . . . so we started." --- Brendan Behan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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"If you were on fir...

"If you were on fire, and I had a glass of water. I'd drink it."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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โ€œLike a four-legged animal ente...

โ€œLike a four-legged animal entering a drinking establishment, being is a terrible joke...โ€ -Exurb1a
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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โ€œHating someone is like drink...

โ€œHating someone is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to dieโ€ - Greyโ€™s Anatomy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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They speak of my d...

They speak of my drinking, but never my thirst - Barney Gumble
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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The materialistic life is li...

The materialistic life is like sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you become.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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ยซI have never seen a thin pe...

ยซI have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.ยป - The president of the United States
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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"I'll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like. So...

"I'll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like. Sometimes orange juice, which I like. I'll drink different things. But the Coke or Pepsi boosts you up a little." ~Donald Trump~
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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"We are unable, at certain times, to bring into consciousness with suf...

"We are unable, at certain times, to bring into consciousness with sufficient force the memory of the suffering and humiliation of even a week or a month ago. We are without defense against the first drink." - Bill W
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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People who drink to drown their...

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. -- Ann Landers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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"I can't trust a man who doesn't dr...

"I can't trust a man who doesn't drink, because a man who doesn't drink doesn't trust himself." - James Crumley
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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"An alcoholic is someone y...

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." โ€” Dylan Thomas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01
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"Holding onto anger is like ...

"Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die" - Buddha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 01
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"Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes ...

"Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink." โ€” P. J. O'Rourke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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โ€œIf you have ever had a boring job, a mind-numbing boring job - boring to...

โ€œIf you have ever had a boring job, a mind-numbing boring job - boring to the point of contemplating paper clip design for an entire afternoon, you understand why Russians drink so damned much.โ€ - Asimov Gildenthorpuscularyable
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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โ€œIt only takes one drink to get me drunk...

โ€œIt only takes one drink to get me drunk, the problem is I canโ€™t remember if itโ€™s the thirteenth or fourteenth.โ€ - George Burns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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"When eating fruit, remember who plante...

"When eating fruit, remember who planted the tree; when drinking clear water, remember who dug the well." -Vietnamese Proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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โ€œNot forgiving someone is like ...

โ€œNot forgiving someone is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to dieโ€~ Nelson Mandela
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โ€œI donโ€™t take Xanax ...

โ€œI donโ€™t take Xanax but I drink like I hate myself.โ€ -Rome Ramirez
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 30
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Live in the sunshine. Sw...

Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink the wild air. Ralph Waldo Emerson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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Vengeance will be as bitter a...

Vengeance will be as bitter as the Stag vapers will force you to drink in the future.-- by me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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"A woman once drove me to d...

"A woman once drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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"But a poison and a medicine are very closely akin, as the...

"But a poison and a medicine are very closely akin, as the nearest chemist knows; and they are chiefly akin in this; that no one will drink either of them for fun. " -- GK Chesterton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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โ€œItโ€™s fun when you intro...

โ€œItโ€™s fun when you introduce war crimes into your drinking gamesโ€ -my coworker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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"Lately, I've been up, stressing drinking all night. Take me to a place where everything i...

"Lately, I've been up, stressing drinking all night. Take me to a place where everything is alright. Nobody can stop us, tell them to watch us I ain't playing no games, this shit ain't the same I'm done. To keep it real I'm feeling numb" Dion Timmer - Identity Crisis ft. REXEX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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"Drink! for you know not whence you...

"Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where." -Omar Khayyam
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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"Drinking makes such fools of people, and...

"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony." โ€” Robert Benchley
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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"I no longer prepare food...

"I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient." โ€” Cyra McFadden
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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'Those who are accumulating knowledge for the sake of it ar...

'Those who are accumulating knowledge for the sake of it are like the men who are dying of thirst on the ocean. No matter how much they drink, they will always be thirsty.'- Vizi Andrei
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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โ€œMixed feelings, like mi...

โ€œMixed feelings, like mixed drinks, are a confusion to the soul.โ€ โ€”George Carman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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That's the problem about drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something ba...

That's the problem about drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens, you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens, you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen - Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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"Don't fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with you...

"Don't fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are very nice." - Charles Bukowski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat...

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." - Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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โ€œThat's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad...

โ€œThat's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.โ€ โ€• Charles Bukowski, Women
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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โ€œYes theyโ€™re sharing a drink th...

โ€œYes theyโ€™re sharing a drink they call loneliness, but itโ€™s better than drinking aloneโ€ - Billy Joel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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โ€œManhattan - One of several cocktails named after a place. Also, t...

โ€œManhattan - One of several cocktails named after a place. Also, the cherry makes it a nice late morning transitional cocktail, to help you ease into whatever you'll be drinking at lunch.โ€ -Sterling Archer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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"I drink therefore I am." -...

"I drink therefore I am." - W. C. Fields (died from alcohol-related stomach hemorrhage)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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"Self knowers always dwell in El Dorado; they dr...

"Self knowers always dwell in El Dorado; they drink from the fountain of youth, and at all times owners of all they wish to enjoy." - Claude M. Bristol
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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โ€œGive a man a fish, and heโ€™ll eat for a da...

โ€œGive a man a fish, and heโ€™ll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and heโ€™ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.โ€ - George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15
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โ€œPeople who drink to drown thei...

โ€œPeople who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.โ€ - Ann Landers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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โ€œIโ€™ll read my books and Iโ€™ll drink...

โ€œIโ€™ll read my books and Iโ€™ll drink coffee and Iโ€™ll listen to music, and Iโ€™ll bolt the door.โ€œ ~ J.D. Salinger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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First, you take a drink. Then, t...

First, you take a drink. Then, the drink takes a drink. Then, the drink takes you. ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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"So you must match timeโ€™s swiftness with your speed in ...

"So you must match timeโ€™s swiftness with your speed in using it, and you must drink quickly as though from a rapid stream that will not always flow." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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I think people spend too much time staring into...

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon. Rachel Wolchin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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โ€œThat's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad...

โ€œThat's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.โ€ โ€• Charles Bukowski, Women
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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"Almost none of us commit suicide, and almost all of us self-destruct. In some way, in ...

"Almost none of us commit suicide, and almost all of us self-destruct. In some way, in some part of our lives. We drink, or we smoke, we destabilize the good job, and a happy marriage. But these aren't decisions, they're...they're impulses." Dr. Ventress (Annihilation)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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"Don't be so thirsty for opportunit...

"Don't be so thirsty for opportunity that you drink from every cup handed to you. That's how you get poisoned."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought...

"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other." - Marquis de Sade
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I...

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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"WE ARE HERE TA' DRINK YOUR BEER, AND STEAL YOUR R...

"WE ARE HERE TA' DRINK YOUR BEER, AND STEAL YOUR RUM AT THE POINT OF A GUN. YOUR ALCOHOL, TA' US WILL FALL, 'CAUSE WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOUR BEER" -Alestorm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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If you don't value your life start smoking, you'll die ten years early. Or...

If you don't value your life start smoking, you'll die ten years early. Or, start drinking to excess every day, you'll die fifteen years early. Or you could love someone who doesn't love you back, you'll die every day. - Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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