Doug stanhope Quotes

A real cop fights real crime...

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party. ...Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Mar 09
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“Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hat...

“Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.” ​ - Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Dec 03
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“Nationalism does nothing but teach you to ha...

“Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.” - Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Aug 22
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"Boredom is a disease ...

"Boredom is a disease worse than cancer, drugs cure it." - Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Dec 30
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"I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personali...

"I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape." - Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Jan 17
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"Nationalism does nothing but teach you to ha...

"Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in." -Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Aug 22
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If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together...

If marriage didn't exist, would you invent it? Would you go "Baby, this shit we got together, it's so good we gotta get the government in on this shit. We can't just share this commitment 'tweenst us. We need judges and lawyers involved in this shit, baby. It's hot!" - Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Jan 24
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"There's no such thing as addictio...

"There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life." - Doug Stanhope
📅︎ May 19
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Theres no such thing as addictio...

Theres no such thing as addiction theres only things that you enjoy doing more than life - Doug Stanhope
📅︎ Jan 10
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