Dog Quotes

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a glo...

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones. ...Arthur Conan Doyle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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β€œTo live life, you need problems. If you ...

β€œTo live life, you need problems. If you get what you want the minute you want it, then what's the point of living?” - Jake the Dog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us....

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." β€” Sir Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long ...

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -Hunter Stockton Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or ...

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money. ...Danny DeVito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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"The Universe is like a dog, in the sense that if you're afraid ...

"The Universe is like a dog, in the sense that if you're afraid of the Universe it will snarl and attack, but if you love the Universe it will roll over on its back and show you its belly." - JRE #666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." β€” Arnold Toynbee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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It's a dog e...

It's a dog eat dog biscuit world out there
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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β€œYou see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny di...

β€œYou see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do.” - Rorschach, The watchmen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are ...

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? ...Jerry Seinfeld
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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"The more I learn abo...

"The more I learn about people, the more I liked my dog." - Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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β€œWhere is home? I’ve wondered where home is, and I realized it’s not Mars or someplace like that...

β€œWhere is home? I’ve wondered where home is, and I realized it’s not Mars or someplace like that, it’s Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And there’s no way I can get there again.” Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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"How many legs does a dog have if you ca...

"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg." -Abraham Lincoln
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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"Asking a working writer what he thinks ...

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs." β€” Christopher Hampton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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β€œDo you believe in love at first sight?Duh, I fal...

β€œDo you believe in love at first sight?Duh, I fall in love with every dog I see” - Friend’s Facebook status, don’t feel comfortable revealing their name.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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β€œOutside of a dog, a book is man...

β€œOutside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” ― Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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He has all the charac...

He has all the characteristics of a dog--except loyalty....Sam Houston
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience,...

"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." β€” Robert Benchley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"Anyone who hears dogwhistles happens ...

"Anyone who hears dogwhistles happens to be a dog himself. Of what breed, I don't know" - SonyXboxNintendo13, Reddit user.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't kn...

You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things. - The Joker (The Dark Knight Rises to Harvey Dent)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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β€œIf there are no dogs in Heav...

β€œIf there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ― Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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"If you are a dog and your owner su...

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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"Did you ever walk into a room and fo...

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." β€” Sue Murphy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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"There is nothing in nature that man can not get used to. Neither the horse, nor the dog, nor the ...

"There is nothing in nature that man can not get used to. Neither the horse, nor the dog, nor the mouse possess such a quality. Probably, God, creating man, guessed what torment he is dooming him to, and gave man a huge supply of strength and patience." -Hard to Be a God, Arkady & Boris Strugatsky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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β€œDogs never bit...

β€œDogs never bite me. Just humans.” -- Marilyn Monroe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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"A dog lives...

"A dog lives as long as its teeth” --Proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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β€œTo live life you need problems. If you ...

β€œTo live life you need problems. If you get everything the minute you want it, then what’s the point of livin’?”- Jake the Dog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him pros...

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"But deep down I knew. If I’m buying a bag ...

"But deep down I knew. If I’m buying a bag for a dog, there’s always going to be a dog in the bag.” -H.O.N.Y. Facebook Post, 10/17/2019
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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β€œIf there are no dogs in heav...

β€œIf there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They a...

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." β€” August Strindberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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β€œThe better I get to know m...

β€œThe better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” ― Charles de Gaulle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a v...

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." β€” Arnold Toynbee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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β€œThe dogs bark,...

β€œThe dogs bark, but the caravan passes on” -Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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It's not the size of the dog that's...

It's not the size of the dog that's in the fight, but the size of the fight that's in the dog. -Russell Reynolds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14
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β€œWe may be in the universe as dogs and cats are in our l...

β€œWe may be in the universe as dogs and cats are in our libraries, seeing the books and hearing the conversation, but having no inkling of the meaning of it all.” William James
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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"Everything on earth is beautiful, everything -- except what ...

"Everything on earth is beautiful, everything -- except what we ourselves think and do when we forget the higher purposes of life and our own human dignity." Chekhov, "The Lady with the Dog"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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"Watch the mind, as you would eye a m...

"Watch the mind, as you would eye a mean dog." -- John Neal, quoted by Kenneth Burke in "Towards a Better Life" (1932)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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"Sun dogs fire on the horizon, meteor rains stars ...

"Sun dogs fire on the horizon, meteor rains stars across the night. This moment may be brief, but it can be so bright." ~Neil Peart, (Rush - Chain Lightning)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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"Cause I am from the species, k...

"Cause I am from the species, known as Sapien. Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in"
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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"The emotional ta...

"The emotional tail wags the rational dog" - Jonathan Haidt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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"And it's too late to lose t...

"And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around" = Pink Floyd. "Dogs"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man...

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." β€” Groucho Marx
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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"Dog is...

"Dog is dog" - Casey Aslett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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β€œIt’s a dog-eat-dog world ...

β€œIt’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” Cliff Clavin (Cheers)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Society tames the wolf into a do...

Society tames the wolf into a dog. And man is the most domesticated animal of all - Friedrich Nietzsche
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up ...

β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” -Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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β€œEveryone thinks they ha...

β€œEveryone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong” -WR Purche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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"Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can conta...

"Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat's personality is never bet on a human's. He demands acceptance on his own terms." - Lloyd Alexander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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"The reason dogs have so many fri...

"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues." - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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β€œWhat a world thi...

β€œWhat a world this would be if we all had hearts like dogs”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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"If you are a dog and your owner su...

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long ...

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -Hunter Stockton Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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I'm suspicious of people who don't...

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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A dog will teach you unconditional l...

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. - Robert Wagner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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My Dog cares not ...

My Dog cares not of my madness. In fact he encourages it!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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