Doctor Quotes

โ€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

โ€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope youโ€™re a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for youโ€-unknown
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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick ,cops hope you're a criminal,mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
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"Great men are forged in fire. It ...

"Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame"- War Doctor, Doctor Who
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โ€œThereโ€™s no point in being grown up...

โ€œThereโ€™s no point in being grown up if you canโ€™t act a little childish sometimesโ€ - Tom Baker The Fourth Doctor
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Is there a doctor in the...

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. ~Wendy Liebman
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"I've wrestled with reality for 35 ...

"I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." โ€” Mary Chase
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To save you...I co...

To save you...I could do anything. โ€”Rory Williams, Doctor Who
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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I told the doctor I was overtired, anxiety-ridden, co...

I told the doctor I was overtired, anxiety-ridden, compulsively active, constantly depressed, with recurring fits of paranoia. Turns out I'm normal. ...Jules Feiffer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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"An apple a day keeps the...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw it hard enough." -A classmate
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โ€œYou see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny di...

โ€œYou see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do.โ€ - Rorschach, The watchmen
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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. Th...

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bag things, but vise versa the bad things don't always spoil the good things and make them unimportant. The Doctor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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"Why do I need a han...

"Why do I need a hand when a claw is better?" -Doctor Peter Straub
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"One wants to be loved, in lack thereof admired, in lack thereof feared, in lack thereof...

"One wants to be loved, in lack thereof admired, in lack thereof feared, in lack thereof loathed and despised. One wants to instill some sort of emotion in people. The soul trembles before emptiness and desires contact at any price." โ€” Hjalmar Sรถderberg (From Doctor Glas)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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โ€œNature heals. The doctorโ€™s task consists in strengthenin...

โ€œNature heals. The doctorโ€™s task consists in strengthening the natural healing powers, to direct them, and especially not to interfere with them.โ€ -- Hippocrates (460BC - 370BC)
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A doctor's ...

A doctor's income is an ill-gotten gain
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Doctor says I got 20/20...

Doctor says I got 20/20 vision, So... happy new year, tonight you are the 1;)
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"My doctor told me to stop having i...

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." โ€” Orson Welles
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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A doctor gave a man six months to live....

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. ...Henny Youngman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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โ€œNever be cruel, never be cowardly. And never ever eat pear...

โ€œNever be cruel, never be cowardly. And never ever eat pears! Remember โ€“ hate is always foolishโ€ฆand love, is always wise. Always try, to be nice and never fail to be kind.โ€œ - The Doctor
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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โ€œEverything ends and it's always s...

โ€œEverything ends and it's always sad, but everything begins again, too. And that's always happy." - Doctor Who
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Ida: Hang on though, Doctor. You ...

Ida: Hang on though, Doctor. You never really said. You two, who are you? Doctor: Oh...the stuff of legend!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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"The whole point of the doomsday...

"The whole point of the doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret." -Herr Doctor Merkwurdichliebe
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"Remember hate is alw...

"Remember hate is always foolish, and love is always wise" -The Doctor
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"The best doctor in the world is the veter...

"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." โ€” Will Rogers
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โ€œIn 900 years of time and s...

โ€œIn 900 years of time and space, Iโ€™ve never met anyone who wasnโ€™t importantโ€ - The Doctor
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"If we don't create time to exercise, to sleep, or to prepare healthy food, we're bo...

"If we don't create time to exercise, to sleep, or to prepare healthy food, we're borrowing from our future healthโ€”a future that we'll have to spend on diets, doing sport, at the doctors, or off sick recovering from the bad decisions of today." - Adam Fletcher
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Saving a life sometimes doesnโ€™t take one ...

Saving a life sometimes doesnโ€™t take one person but most of the time saving a life takes a team, that is why doctors have nurses.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 05
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The Doctor: Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has night...

The Doctor: Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster? Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about? The Doctor: Me! Ha!
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"Silence...

"Silence Will Fall" -Doctor Who
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Do you know what thinking is? I...

Do you know what thinking is? It's just a fancy word for changing your mind. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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"What's the use of a g...

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?" โ€” Doctor Who
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Nothing's sad 'til it's...

Nothing's sad 'til it's over, and then everything is. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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"The Doctor Said All My Bleeding was...

"The Doctor Said All My Bleeding was Internal, that's Where the Blood's Supposed to Be!" - Jake Peralta, Brooklyn 99
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery un...

"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." โ€” Rita Rudner
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"I told the doctor I broke my leg ...

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." โ€” Henny Youngman
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โ€œWinningโ€™s all about looking...

โ€œWinningโ€™s all about looking happier than the other guy.โ€ Twelfth Doctor, The Girl Who Died
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"God didn't create huma...

"God didn't create humans. Humans created god." - Doctor Londes, Cowboy Bebop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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Some people live more in 20 years tha...

Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. Itโ€™s not the time that matters, itโ€™s the person.โ€ โ€” The Doctor
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"There's no point in being...

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." โ€” Doctor Who
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"My doctor gave me two w...

"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." โ€” Ronnie Shakes
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Some people live more in 20 years than othe...

Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80, it's not the time that matters, it's the person. -David Tennant, the 10th Doctor
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The intelligence of a group of peo...

The intelligence of a group of people is the iq of the dumbest one divided bythe number of people- my doctor
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โ€œThe doctor said with this Alzheimerโ€™s thing, life is...

โ€œThe doctor said with this Alzheimerโ€™s thing, life is like a deck of cards. You got a full deck, you just canโ€™t control the shuffle.โ€ -Chief (Rescue Me on Hulu, S2 E2)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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"We all change, when you think about it. We're all different people, a...

"We all change, when you think about it. We're all different people, all through our lives... but that's ok, that's good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be!" -The Doctor
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Never trust a hug. Ju...

Never trust a hug. Just a way to hide your face. The Doctor, Doctor Who
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I hate computers and r...

I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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"Are you happy being monsters? Because that seems to be the ro...

"Are you happy being monsters? Because that seems to be the role that you have chosen to be, and if that's the case then I must play mine. The man who stops the monsters." The Doctor, Doctor Who
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't al...

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things. But, vice versa...the bad things don't spoil the good things or make them unimportant. And we definitely added to his pile of good things. -The Doctor from Doctor Who
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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โ€œThe day you lose someone isnโ€™t the wors...

โ€œThe day you lose someone isnโ€™t the worst. At least youโ€™ve got something to do. Itโ€™s all the days they stay dead.โ€ -The Doctor
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"My doctor gave me two w...

"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August." โ€” Ronnie Shakes
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When the doctors start acting like busine...

When the doctors start acting like businessmen, who do the people turn to for doctors? โ€”Dr. Dennis Donohue, And the Band Played On
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Tell me exactly what's going on...

Tell me exactly what's going on, ommiting no detail, no matter how strange. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Human society isโ€ฆstagnating. You've...

Human society isโ€ฆstagnating. You've stopped moving forward. In fact, you're regressing. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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When something goes missing, you...

When something goes missing, you can always re-create it by the hole it's left. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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"My brother is gay and my par...

"My brother is gay and my parents donโ€™t care, as long as he marries a doctor." โ€” Elayne Boosler
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"Everything's got to end someti...

"Everything's got to end sometime. Otherwise nothing would ever get started." -Matt Smith: Doctor Who
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Your version of ...

Your version of good isn't absolute. โ€”Missy, Doctor Who
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"I've wrestled with reality for 35 ...

"I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." โ€” Mary Chase
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It's funny, the day you lose someone isn't the ...

It's funny, the day you lose someone isn't the worst, at least you've got something to do. It's all the days they stay dead. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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MAKE THE FOUNDATION OF TH...

MAKE THE FOUNDATION OF THIS SOCIETY, A MAN WHO NEVER WOULD! โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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"I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personali...

"I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape." - Doug Stanhope
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Always try to be nice,...

Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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Great men are forged in fire,I...

Great men are forged in fire,It is the privilege of the lesser men to light the flame- Doctor Who.
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Times end...because they have to. Because there's no su...

Times end...because they have to. Because there's no such thing as happy ever after. It's just a lie we tell ourselves because the truth is so hard. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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Some things are worth get...

Some things are worth getting your heart broken for. โ€”Sarah Jane Smith, Doctor Who
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You're being cheerfu...

You're being cheerful. I'm against cheerful. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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"Isn't it a bit unnerving ...

"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do a practice?" -George Carlin
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"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good th...

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things donโ€™t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things donโ€™t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant." -Matt Smith, The Doctor, Doctor Who
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"At least Barack Obama gets to keep...

"At least Barack Obama gets to keep his legacy โ€” just like everyone got to keep their own doctor." -- Bill Lewis
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I'm against ...

I'm against charm. โ€”the Doctor, Doctor Who
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Those who hate and fight must...

Those who hate and fight must stop themselves, Doctor, otherwise it is not stopped -- Mr. Spock
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What's the point of...

What's the point of sarcasm? โ€”Dr. Shaun Murphy, The Good Doctor
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