Divorce Quotes

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce s...

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. ...Lauren Bacall
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”The sorrow for the dead is the...

”The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced.” - Washington Irving
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"Getting divorced just because you don't...

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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"I'm a great housekeepe...

"I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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You can never be happily married to another unti...

You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. -- Jerry McCant
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"Our relationship with God mus...

"Our relationship with God must be a marriage where divorce is not contemplated" (William Ventura)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Marriage: a tradition which would suffer considerab...

Marriage: a tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce lawyer -- Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, maki...

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. ~Jimmy Fallon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't ...

"When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.” -Helen Rowland
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I'm a great housekeeper...

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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"People divorced from community, occupatio...

"People divorced from community, occupation, and association are first and foremost among the supporters of extremism" - Robert Putnam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin w...

"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" – Robin Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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β€œAh, yes, divorce . . . from the Lat...

β€œAh, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet” - Robin Williams
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"Divorce comes from the latin word divo...

"Divorce comes from the latin word divorcerum meaning 'to have your genitals torn out through your wallet'. β€”Robin Williams
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"The divorce between church ...

"The divorce between church and state should be absolute." -20 president James A. Garfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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"Marriage is the...

"Marriage is the first payment on a divorce" -Big Mike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"It should be remembered th...

"It should be remembered that every divorce begins with the same joy as every marriage."
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"...a generation that cannot endure boredom will be a generation of little men, o...

"...a generation that cannot endure boredom will be a generation of little men, of men unduly divorced from the slow processes of nature, of men in whom every vital impulse slowly withers, as thought they were cut flowers in a vase" - Bertrand Russel
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