Dish Quotes

“Success without honor is an unseaso...

“Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won’t taste good.” — Joe Paterno
📅︎ Feb 05
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"You know you have no love life when a hot...

"You know you have no love life when a hot date is nothing more to you than an ingredient for the dish that you're taking to potluck."
📅︎ Dec 19
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I hate housework! You make the beds, yo...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ....Joan Rivers
📅︎ Nov 29
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"Revenge is a dish best served s...

"Revenge is a dish best served scalding hot because if it's cold, less damage will be done" -Me, 5/6/19
📅︎ Jun 06
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"Revenge is a dish ...

"Revenge is a dish best served with another dish." --Jaron Davis
📅︎ Sep 14
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"I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even s...

"I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish." — Anne Lamott
📅︎ Dec 26
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“Everybody wants to save the Earth; no...

“Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.” ― P.J. O'Rourke, All the Trouble in the World
📅︎ Oct 14
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"Everyone wants to save the w...

"Everyone wants to save the world, but no one wants to help mom do the dishes." —P.J. O'Rourke
📅︎ Jul 23
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"Life is short and there will ...

"Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance." — James Howe (Totally Joe)
📅︎ Feb 09
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"Mr. Harris said that someone who seeks revenge should dig two graves, one fo...

"Mr. Harris said that someone who seeks revenge should dig two graves, one for his victim and one for himself. Unless I end up cutting that bitch in half, I won't be needing that second hole." - "A Dish Best Served," J. Richard Singleton
📅︎ May 20
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“A father is a reality-concealing machine, a machine for dishing up lies t...

“A father is a reality-concealing machine, a machine for dishing up lies to kids, and that isn't even the worst of it: secretly he believes that he represents reality.” ― Yukio Mishima, The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea
📅︎ Jan 28
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"I was thinking about killi...

"I was thinking about killing myself and you wouldn't stop yelling about dirty dishes."
📅︎ Mar 27
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, y...

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again." Joan Rivers
📅︎ Dec 07
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"The best time to plan a m...

"The best time to plan a murder is while you are doing the dishes." - Agatha Christie
📅︎ Jan 09
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