Dinner Quotes

"If someone burgles you, you shou...

"If someone burgles you, you should forgive them; but you shouldn't invite them back for dinner." - my Mom
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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โ€œEating dinner at Steveโ€™s is a great experience, as long as...

โ€œEating dinner at Steveโ€™s is a great experience, as long as you get out before the local restaurants close.โ€ โ€” Rupert Murdoch, about the organic vegan food served at Steve Jobsโ€™ house
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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"A bird in the hand is din...

"A bird in the hand is dinner, a bird in the bush can still crap on me" -- A Nihilist
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May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and ...

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ...Grandpa Jones
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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"My doctor told me to stop having i...

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." โ€” Orson Welles
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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"Hurry up! I want to be in hell in time f...

"Hurry up! I want to be in hell in time for dinner!"- Criminal Edward H. Ruloff, seconds before being publicly hanged in New York
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a da...

โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a day. Teach a woman to get a man that cooks for her and sheโ€™ll eat for a lifetime.โ€ - Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to g...

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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"Murder is always a mistake. One sh...

"Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner." - Oscar Wilde
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06
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In a wiser, more self-aware society than our o...

In a wiser, more self-aware society than our own, a standard question on any early dinner date would be: โ€œAnd how are you crazy?โ€~ Alain de Botton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17
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"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint o...

"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint over til you both get your cookies. Remember that I said that." ~Alec Baldwin (Outside Providence)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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"Ask your child what he ...

"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." โ€” Fran Lebowitz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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"Music with dinner is an in...

"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." โ€” G. K. Chesterton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, ...

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we can expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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"If you want to get laid, get good at ...

"If you want to get laid, get good at cooking dinners. If you want to get married, get good at cooking breakfasts" - Dad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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"When Bill Gates first met Warren Buffett, their host at dinner, Gates' mother,asked everyone...

"When Bill Gates first met Warren Buffett, their host at dinner, Gates' mother,asked everyone around the table to identify what they believed was the single most important factor in their success through life. Gates and Buffett gave the same one-word answer: 'Focus'" - Alice Schroeder
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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"I do try to kill something for my wife every year, just to reconnect with my caveman r...

"I do try to kill something for my wife every year, just to reconnect with my caveman roots. Recently, I got a big five-pound lobster, brought it home, and ripped its head off with my teeth. Then we boiled it for a nice romantic dinner. Then I got lucky." -Rainn Wilson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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"After a good dinner one c...

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.โ€ โ€• Oscar Wilde
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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"the press can take care of itself quite nicely, and a pres...

"the press can take care of itself quite nicely, and a president should be able to take care of himself as well" - President Ronald Reagan at his final White House Correspondence Dinner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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"How many specific mornings can you remember? How many dinners? What abo...

"How many specific mornings can you remember? How many dinners? What about car rides? We need change, sometimes, or our brains will merge the similar experiences together to form a single idea, but no particular experience."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 27
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โ€œThis was after stew. But then, so is everything. When the first man...

โ€œThis was after stew. But then, so is everything. When the first man crawled out of the slime and went to make his home on land, what he had for dinner that night was stew.โ€ โ€• William Goldman, The Princess Bride
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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"A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what ...

"A democracy is two wolves and a small lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Freedom under a constitutional republic is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."--Benjamin Franklin.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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"Eat breakfast like a king, ...

"Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper." - Adelle Davis
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โ€œPoverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very dif...

โ€œPoverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell.โ€ โ€“Walter Bagehot English economist (1826-1877)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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โ€บโ€บDon't get mad, ...

โ€บโ€บDon't get mad, get dinnerโ€บโ€บ /Simpson, H. J., s25e6, 2013.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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"At a formal dinner party, the person...

"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." - George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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"I do wish we could chat long...

"I do wish we could chat longer, but--I'm having an old friend for dinner." --Hannibal Lector
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb vo...

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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"Spending an evening on the internet is much like sitting down to ...

"Spending an evening on the internet is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos...two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished." ~Clifford Stoll
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 28
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"We went to another yard...

"We went to another yard sale and Molly got a TV dinner she really liked." -Mom
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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"Chefs don't prepare meals like you and me. They don't start 15-60 minutes before ...

"Chefs don't prepare meals like you and me. They don't start 15-60 minutes before dinner. Instead, they prep everything in advance (sometimes days before), so they can just head up the food and make it look nice when it's time to eat." - Mike Del Ponte
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 20
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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting...

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote." -Fictional
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 12
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People can die from a broken he...

People can die from a broken heart, I know, it almost happened to meโ€ - Barry, Dinner for Schmucks.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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"In the words of John Lennon, y...

"In the words of John Lennon, you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not." - Barry (Dinner for Schmucks)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 12
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"Democracy must be something more t...

"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner." - James Bovard
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 27
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"A small burp can make ...

"A small burp can make a big difference." -- A friend during a dinner party.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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