Designated Quotes

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." — Jeff Foxworthy
📅︎ Feb 27
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The best way to avenge t...

The best way to avenge the dead is to stay living (Designated Survivor S02E17)
📅︎ Sep 15
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." — Jeff Foxworthy
📅︎ Dec 24
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"When liberty is mentioned, we must always be careful to obs...

"When liberty is mentioned, we must always be careful to observe whether it is not really the assertion of private interests which is thereby designated." ― Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
📅︎ Aug 01
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"The reason there are two senator...

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." — Jay Leno
📅︎ Oct 26
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