Department Quotes

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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"There's a reason there's neve...

"There's a reason there's never been a song called 'Fuck The Fire Department'." - My boss just now
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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β€˜Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores h...

β€˜Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores have been associating turkey gluttony with its spending equivalent since they began sponsoring Thanksgiving Day parades in the early 20th century.’ Adam Davidson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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"We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no w...

"We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it." ~ Tennessee Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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β€œI know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I’m n...

β€œI know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.” / US State Department spokesman Robert McCloskey during a Vietnam War briefing
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to meet him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." – Shirley Temple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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State and local governments are ba...

State and local governments are basically school districts with police departments. -- Paul Krugman, 24Apr18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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I was the first woman to burn my ...

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. ―Dolly Parton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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"Excellence in any department can be attained...

"Excellence in any department can be attained only by the labor of a lifetime; it is not to be purchased at a lesser price. " β€” Samuel Johnson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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"'Natural beauty' is not ...

"'Natural beauty' is not born; it comes from the cosmetics department." - AL Bundy.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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"We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The who...

"We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department's fucked. It's been the biggest cock-up ever and we're all completely fucked." - Sir Richard Mottram
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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"We all live in a house of fire. No fire department to call. No w...

"We all live in a house of fire. No fire department to call. No way out. Just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down… with us trapped, locked in it." -Tennessee Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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