Dennis miller Quotes

Never have lives less ...

Never have lives less lived been more chronicled - Dennis Miller, Comedian
📅︎ Jan 20
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"We need anything politically important ra...

"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head." — Dennis Miller
📅︎ Jul 06
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"Twitter! Never have liv...

"Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!"- Dennis Miller
📅︎ Apr 23
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"Timing is everything. I once went a whole y...

"Timing is everything. I once went a whole year spending Wednesdays with Morrie, and it was the most boring time of my life."- Dennis Miller
📅︎ Jan 28
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