Declared Quotes

"The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap betwee...

"The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink." β€” George Orwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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"Anybody who watches three game...

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." β€” Erma Bombeck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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"If our Founding Fathers wanted to care about...

"If our Founding Fathers wanted to care about the rest of the world, they wouldnt have declared their independence from it." - Stephen Colbert
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"And I declared that the dead, who had already died, are happier than the li...

"And I declared that the dead, who had already died, are happier than the living, who are still alive. But better than both is the one who has never been born, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 4:2-3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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"The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap betwee...

"The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink." β€” George Orwell
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"There is no end to the illusions of patriotism. In the first century of our era, Plutarch mocked...

"There is no end to the illusions of patriotism. In the first century of our era, Plutarch mocked those who declared that the Athenian moon is better than the Corinthian moon; Milton, in the seventeenth, observed that God is in the habit of revealing Himself first to His Englishmen..." Borges, 1946
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"'You could have died later on,' a soldier said to the body of ...

"'You could have died later on,' a soldier said to the body of one of his companions. 'You could have died after peace had been declared. But, in any case, you were going to die.'" β€”The Alchemist
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"All plants should be declared legal, and all anima...

"All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous." - Terence McKenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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β€œGod is real ...

β€œGod is real unless declared integer” - david
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"The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses...

"The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses declared bankruptcy, consumer spending is at an all time low β€” in other words, Bush is back on the job." β€”Jay Leno
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