David sedaris Quotes

“As a child I assumed that when...

“As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.” —David Sedaris
📅︎ Aug 28
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“Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's...

“Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.” David Sedaris, Interview in Louisville Courrier-Journal, June 5, 2005.
📅︎ Oct 14
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“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find i...

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.” ― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays
📅︎ Oct 15
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