Dave chappelle Quotes

โ€œSometimes you gotta be a ...

โ€œSometimes you gotta be a lion so you can be the lamb you really areโ€ -Dave Chappelle
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"Sometimes you have to be a l...

"Sometimes you have to be a lion, so you can be the lamb you really are" - Dave Chappelle's Mom
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โ€œEverything is funn...

โ€œEverything is funny, until it happens to you.โ€ - Dave Chappelle
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"If Martin Luthur King had a s...

"If Martin Luthur King had a sneaker deal, we'd still be on the back of the bus" - Dave Chappelle
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"The First Amendment is first for a rea...

"The First Amendment is first for a reason, the Second Amendment is just in case the first doesn't work out" - Dave Chappelle
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"No matter how old you are, if...

"No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it." Dave Chappelle
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"Why do they have us all wo...

"Why do they have us all working 9-5? Because 9-6 might kill a bitch." - Dave Chappelle
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't underst...

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick. - Dave Chappelle
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"If a system is corrupt, then the people who adhere to the sys...

"If a system is corrupt, then the people who adhere to the system and are incentivized by that system are not criminals. They are victims, and the system itself must be tried." -Dave Chappelle
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I'm cool with failing so long as I kn...

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally. - Dave Chappelle
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How can you care about any...

How can you care about anything when you know every god damn thing? - Dave Chappelle
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"The hardest thing to do is to be...

"The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself especially when everybody is watching." - Dave Chappelle
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The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's dismissive. I don't under...

The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's dismissive. I don't understand this person, so they're crazy. That's bullshit! People are not crazy. They are strong people...Maybe the environment is a little sick. (Dave Chappelle)
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"Well, ya know, the best thing money has done for me is ...

"Well, ya know, the best thing money has done for me is given me a false sense of security, but a false sense of security is better than no sense of security." - Dave Chappelle
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The world can't tell you who you are. Yo...

The world can't tell you who you are. You just got to figure out who you are and be that. For better or worse. - Dave Chappelle
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