Daughter Quotes

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, eve...

Graham Norton: "Are you planning a family?" Ed Byrne: "I don’t know. I’m 37 now so, you know, even if I have a kid tomorrow, god knows what age I’ll be by the time my daughter’s friends are all sixteen, so what’s the point? That’s my American Beauty joke, Thank you." - Ed Byrne, Graham Norton Show
📅︎ Mar 03
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"Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where e...

"Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter." - James Truslow Adams
📅︎ Jun 17
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"Hope has two beautiful daughters. Their names are ang...

"Hope has two beautiful daughters. Their names are anger and courage. Anger that things are the way they are. Courage to make them the way they ought." -Saint Augustine
📅︎ May 07
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"Don't tell your daughter that when a boy is mean ...

"Don't tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it's because he has a crush on her. Don't teach her that abuse is a sign of love" - unknown
📅︎ Apr 21
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“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them be...

“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”-Genghis Khan
📅︎ Sep 28
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"More evidence my 14yr old daughter is a Geek: ...

"More evidence my 14yr old daughter is a Geek: after prompting me to ask if she knew any jokes about sodium, she replied, “Na” — Neil deGrasse Tyson
📅︎ May 28
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Dad a son's fi...

Dad a son's first hero. a daughter's first love.
📅︎ May 31
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"To a father growing ...

"To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter." -Euripides
📅︎ Apr 08
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“Watching your daughter being collected b...

“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”-Jim Bishop
📅︎ Mar 12
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"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but ...

"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household." - Jesus
📅︎ Jul 17
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“Every time you tell your daughter you yell at her out of love you teach h...

“Every time you tell your daughter you yell at her out of love you teach her to confuse anger with kindness which seems like a good idea 'till she grows up to trust men who hurt her cause they look so much like you.” ― Rupi Kaur
📅︎ Aug 17
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"I am my father's da...

"I am my father's daughter. I'm not afraid of anything." - Elizabeth
📅︎ Nov 21
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From nobody famous (yet) but from my 5 year old daughter that I thought you mi...

From nobody famous (yet) but from my 5 year old daughter that I thought you might like: "If you keep smelling poop everywhere but you don't see poop anywhere, it might be you that smells like poop." You're deeper than you know, little sister.
📅︎ Sep 12
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"I could be married to the most beautiful woman in the world...I cou...

"I could be married to the most beautiful woman in the world...I could have the most beautiful daughter in the world...but I'm nothing if I can't be me...if I can't be true to myself, they don't mean anything."
📅︎ Apr 25
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"Kids today are detestable...and it's no good saying that the ones you read about a...

"Kids today are detestable...and it's no good saying that the ones you read about are a minority. They're not a minority of they're all yours and you have to wait for the car to get home to know your daughter hasn't got pregnancy or leprosy." -Groucho Marx
📅︎ Oct 26
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“Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them ...

“Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them in front of oneself, in taking their property, in savoring their despair, in outraging their wives and daughters.” -Genghis Khan
📅︎ Feb 19
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One of the greatest g...

One of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten is my daughter. -Ace Frehley
📅︎ Feb 22
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“No man wants his daughter to be...

“No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.” - J. Richard Singleton
📅︎ Aug 20
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In our home growing up, yelling from room to room ...

In our home growing up, yelling from room to room was akin to talking with our mouths full or putting our elbows on the table.—Tom Wolfe's daughter Alexandra
📅︎ Sep 07
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Daughters are the new p...

Daughters are the new political wives.—Jill Lepore on the recent conventions
📅︎ Aug 05
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"My favorite weather is sunny...

"My favorite weather is sunny with a little bit of perfect." -Friend's five-year old daughter
📅︎ Sep 29
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"Why is my daughter so str...

"Why is my daughter so strong? Because I didn't clip her wings." - Ziauddin Yousafzai
📅︎ Oct 11
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Superstition is to religion what astrology is to ...

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy the mad daughter of a wise mother. These daughters have too long dominated the earth. - Voltaire
📅︎ Jan 25
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"Now she is like everyone else." C...

"Now she is like everyone else." Charles de Gaulle, at the funeral of his daughter Anne, who had Down syndrome
📅︎ Jan 23
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"That's what I like about these space-time...

"That's what I like about these space-time daughters; they get older, and I stay the same age." - Matthew McConaughey (Interstellar)
📅︎ Mar 21
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Genghis Khan: "The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive ...

Genghis Khan: "The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters."
📅︎ Mar 01
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"The hubris it must take to yank a soul out of non-existen...

"The hubris it must take to yank a soul out of non-existence into this, meat, force a life into this, thresher. My daughter spared me the sin, of being a father." -Det. Rustin Cohle-
📅︎ Jan 23
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"You may not control all the events that hap...

"You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them." -Maya Angelou, Letter to My Daughter
📅︎ Nov 30
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"I bet somewhere there's a shitty dad with a daugh...

"I bet somewhere there's a shitty dad with a daughter that ran away years ago who is now convinced she is the star of Girl With Dragon Tattoo." - Jessi Klein
📅︎ Nov 30
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