Dating Quotes

"Yknow it didn't hit me really hit me that we were really dating long ter...

"Yknow it didn't hit me really hit me that we were really dating long term till we were making breakfast together in our underwear. Till I was taking a shit while she was brushing her teeth" - My bestfriend after his break up
📅︎ Aug 02
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"Change happens when the pain of change becomes ...

"Change happens when the pain of change becomes less than the pain of staying the same." - Dr. Henry Cloud & Dr. John Townsend, Boundaries in Dating
📅︎ Feb 05
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Dating is collecting informatio...

Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them. - Amber Tozer
📅︎ Sep 27
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"Dating with no intent to marry is like going to th...

"Dating with no intent to marry is like going to the grocery store with no money. You either leave unhappy or take something that isn't yours." -Jefferson Bethke
📅︎ Aug 11
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"When it comes to people: everyone subscribes to their o...

"When it comes to people: everyone subscribes to their own special brand of insanity. When it comes to dating: finding someone whose insanity is compatible with yours is key."
📅︎ Apr 01
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You may be able to con somebody into sleeping with you, datin...

You may be able to con somebody into sleeping with you, dating you, even marrying you. But you will have won the battle by sacrificing the war, the war of long-term happiness. - Mark Manson
📅︎ Aug 17
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"Everyone subscribes to their own special brand of ...

"Everyone subscribes to their own special brand of insanity. When it comes to dating, all you have to do is find someone who's insanity is compatible with yours"
📅︎ Jun 20
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I'm dating a homeless woman...

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over - Gary Shandling
📅︎ Jun 14
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"I'm dating mysel...

"I'm dating myself; it's the cheapest date I've ever had!"
📅︎ Jul 09
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"Dating is a consta...

"Dating is a constant stream of disappointments until it's not."
📅︎ Mar 29
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