Date Quotes

"I have such poor v...

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." β€” Garry Shandling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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All planned intentions have inbuilt expiry dates marking the ...

All planned intentions have inbuilt expiry dates marking the point at which its architect was unable to foresee beyond, and heralding the point at which implosion commences - Rudolf P Belmar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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On bisexuality: It immediatel...

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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β€œA dream written down with a date becomes a goal. A...

β€œA dream written down with a date becomes a goal. A goal broken down into steps becomes a plan. A plan backed by action makes your dreams come true.” ― Greg Reid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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"You know you have no love life when a hot...

"You know you have no love life when a hot date is nothing more to you than an ingredient for the dish that you're taking to potluck."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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What is the point in lear...

What is the point in learning what the date is today, it will just change tomorrow.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is...

Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" -- Rita Rudner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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In a wiser, more self-aware society than our o...

In a wiser, more self-aware society than our own, a standard question on any early dinner date would be: β€œAnd how are you crazy?”~ Alain de Botton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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"I have such poor v...

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." β€” Garry Shandling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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β€œAnd I'm suppose to sit by while you date boys and fall in love with s...

β€œAnd I'm suppose to sit by while you date boys and fall in love with someone else, get married...?" His voice tightened. "And meanwhile, I'll die a little bit more every day, watching.” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Why is there an ex...

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Your dream doesn't have an ...

Your dream doesn't have an expiration date. Take a deep breath and try again. - KT Witten
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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"I have such poor v...

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." β€” Garry Shandling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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You pass your death ...

You pass your death anniversary every year without knowing the date.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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β€œDate born - Date died. That dash encapsulates a life. ...

β€œDate born - Date died. That dash encapsulates a life. A little line represents every breath, every tear, every laugh, every struggle, every triumph...” - u/ilikedeadpeople
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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College Motto: if tomor...

College Motto: if tomorrow isn't the due date, then today isn't the do date
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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β€œWatching your daughter being collected b...

β€œWatching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”-Jim Bishop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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β€œNo matter how attractive a per...

β€œNo matter how attractive a person’s potential may be, you have to date their reality.” β€” Mandy Hale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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"Every day, I am getting closer to you." - Na...

"Every day, I am getting closer to you." - Napoleon Bonaparte, in a letter (dated Nov 2, 1812) to his wife as his army retreated from Russia.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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"There is an expiry date on blam...

"There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction" -J.K. Rowling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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Let us all be brave or stupid enough to ask high level decision ma...

Let us all be brave or stupid enough to ask high level decision makers to make us business partners and to always date people out of our league. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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β€œIf someone is trying to sell you with only past credentials and older accolades without in...

β€œIf someone is trying to sell you with only past credentials and older accolades without including present examples and up to date proof, you might be dealing with someone that is sharing expired information and does not have the up to date knowledge to help you.” - Loren Weisman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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"The difference between treason and pa...

"The difference between treason and patriotism is only a matter of dates." - Alexandre Dumas (The Count of Monte Cristo)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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Let us all be brave or stupid enough to ask high level decision ma...

Let us all be brave or stupid enough to ask high level decision makers to make us business partners and to always date people out of our league. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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It's easy to come up with new ideas; the hard p...

It's easy to come up with new ideas; the hard part is letting go of what worked for you two years ago, but will soon be out of date. - Roger von Oech
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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"But the audience is right. They're always, always right. You hear directors complain...

"But the audience is right. They're always, always right. You hear directors complain that the advertising was lousy, the distribution is no good, the date was wrong to open the film. I don't believe that. The audience is never wrong. Never." - William Friedkin,
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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I may not be Your first Love, First...

I may not be Your first Love, First Kiss, First Sight or First Date, But I Just want to be you Last Everything.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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"Every problem or calam...

"Every problem or calamity comes with an expiry date." - Justlifelessons.com
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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"It’s a short time on this planet, man. It’...

"It’s a short time on this planet, man. It’s a date, and then a hyphen, and then another date. And we’re the hyphen." -- Craig Ferguson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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β€œThe venn diagram of boys who don’...

β€œThe venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.” -John Green
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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"Why would I want to date the riche...

"Why would I want to date the richest guy or the smartest guy or the best looking guy when I could just date you"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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"Our expiration date is no...

"Our expiration date is not death, it's the time that we decide to stop living." - Me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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"I'm dating mysel...

"I'm dating myself; it's the cheapest date I've ever had!"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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Chasing greatness ...

Chasing greatness has no expiration date. [Nike UK campaign]
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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