Danny devito Quotes

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull:...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? ...Danny DeVito
📅︎ Feb 18
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It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or ...

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money. ...Danny DeVito
📅︎ Feb 18
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"When I'm dead just thr...

"When I'm dead just throw me in the trash." - Frank Reynolds (Danny DeVito)
📅︎ Jan 14
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