Dan Quotes

โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids...

โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.โ€ - Dan Savage
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Only one form of contagion...

Only one form of contagion travels faster than a virus. And that's fear. ...Dan Brown
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"When your illness is so tied to your identit...

"When your illness is so tied to your identity, can you ever truly leave that identity behind? And who would you be without it?" - Dan Dalton
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"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser...

"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books - books which glorify their own causes and disparage the conquered foe." - Dan Brown, The da Vinci code
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Welcome to President Bu...

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts. ...Dan Quayle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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"People who have never dealt with depression think it's just bei...

"People who have never dealt with depression think it's just being sad or being in a bad mood. That's not what depression is, for me; it's falling into a state of grayness and numbness." Dan Reynolds
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"[It's] time for the h...

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." โ€” Dan Quayle
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โ€œAmericans will put up wit...

โ€œAmericans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.โ€ โ€• Dan Rather
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"I stand by all the...

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." โ€” Dan Quayle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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"Unlike Machines, Hu...

"Unlike Machines, Humans can be unpredictable" Dan Brown - ORIGINS
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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"The Holy Grail โ€˜neath ancient Roslin waits. The blade and chalice ...

"The Holy Grail โ€˜neath ancient Roslin waits. The blade and chalice guarding oโ€™er Her gates. Adorned in mastersโ€™ loving art, She lies. She rests at last beneath the starry skiesโ€ฆ."โ€” DAN BROWN, THE DA VINCI CODE
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher e...

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. Hanshi Alan Gibson 8th Dan.
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"If you never break, you'll never know how ...

"If you never break, you'll never know how to put yourself back together" โ€” Dan Lambton, singing "Late Nights in My Car" by Real Friends
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"A man is no bigger tha...

"A man is no bigger than the smallest thing that provokes him." โ€”Dan Horton
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"In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the ...

"In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over." โ€” Dan Hodges.
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Worrying is a m...

Worrying is a misuse of your imagination. --Dan Mace
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"I believe we are on an irreversible...

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." โ€” Dan Quayle
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Sometimes, I realised, the shortest...

Sometimes, I realised, the shortest route to courage is absolute ignorance. - Dan Simmons, The Hyperion Cantos.
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Would I lie to you? ...

Would I lie to you? Yes! I would do anything for you! - Dan Turรจll
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"People go to far greater length...

"People go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire." - Dan Brown.
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We must come to the point where we realize...

We must come to the point where we realize the concept of race is a false one. There is only one race, the human race. - Dan Aykroyd
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"I stand by all the...

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." โ€” Dan Quayle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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"The future wi...

"The future will be better tomorrow." โ€” Dan Quayle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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โ€œA healthy functioning society, where citizens enjoy the right to the โ€œ...

โ€œA healthy functioning society, where citizens enjoy the right to the โ€œpursuit happiness,โ€ is one that bases its laws on principles, not authority. It is a society whose motto should be โ€˜In Reason We Trust.โ€™โ€ - Dan Barker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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"Life's worth not...

"Life's worth nothing if you don't take risks"- Dan Conner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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May the stars carry your sadness away. May the flowers fill...

May the stars carry your sadness away. May the flowers fill your heart with beauty. May hope forever wipe away your tears, And above all, may silence make you strong. โ€” Chief Dan George
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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โ€œYou can know all the...

โ€œYou can know all the facts and still not know the truth.โ€ - Dan Rather
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"Imagine that the country is like a dog. The terrorist attacks are like fleas bitin...

"Imagine that the country is like a dog. The terrorist attacks are like fleas biting the dog, but what the terrorists are really after is not to bite the dog. Itโ€™s to have the dog, in an attempt to get the fleas on him, chew himself to pieces." - Dan Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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People who love themselves, donโ€™t hurt o...

People who love themselves, donโ€™t hurt other people. The more we hate ourselves, the more we want others to suffer. - Dan Pearce
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"Experience is what you...

"Experience is what you get when you donโ€™t get what you want." -Dan Stanford
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"That is the definition of faith - acc...

"That is the definition of faith - acceptance of that which we imagine to be true, that which we cannot prove."- Dan Brown
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A slur is not a s...

A slur is not a slur if you use it on yourself - Dan Abnett
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"Worry is a mis...

"Worry is a misuse of the imagination." - Dan Zadra
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"โ€œYou donโ€™t have to control your ...

"โ€œYou donโ€™t have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you.โ€ (~Dan Millman)
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"The time is now, the place is here. Stay in the present...

"The time is now, the place is here. Stay in the present. You can do nothing to change the past, and the future will never come exactly as you plan or hope for." - Dan Millman
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"Bombarding people with knowledge doesn't help. It doesn't do a...

"Bombarding people with knowledge doesn't help. It doesn't do anything to explain things to people, but here I am just explaining the facts over and over again. Maybe the joke's on me." -Dan Kahan
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Everyone who remembers his own education remember...

Everyone who remembers his own education remembers teachers, not methods and techniques. The teacher is the heart of the educational system. ~ Dan Rather
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"Worry is a m...

"Worry is a misuse of imagination" - Dan Zadra
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"All questions were once spiritual. Since the beginning ...

"All questions were once spiritual. Since the beginning of time, spirituality and religion have been called on to fill in the gaps that science did not understand." Dan Brown
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"The American people would not want...

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. " -Dan Quayle
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"Feelings are re...

"Feelings are real but they aren't reality."-Dan Harmon
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โ€œIf you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you ...

โ€œIf you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don't want, you suffer; even when you get exactly what you want, you still suffer because you can't hold on to it forever.โ€ โ€• Dan Millman
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Asking, "if there is no god, what is the p...

Asking, "if there is no god, what is the purpose of life" is like asking, "if there is no master, whose slave will I be?" - Dan Barker
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Everyone who remembers his own e...

Everyone who remembers his own education remembers teachers, not methods and techniques. ~ Dan Rather.
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"You are a human with one life...

"You are a human with one life and it is up to you to make it the best life you can." โ€” Dan Howell
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"Men go to far greater lengths ...

"Men go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire." -Dan Brown
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"Human beings are works in p...

"Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think theyโ€™re finished." - Dan Gilbert
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โ€œIn the desert of the heart, tears do not tou...

โ€œIn the desert of the heart, tears do not touch the ground. (Dans le dรฉsert du coeur, - Les larmes ne touchent la terre.)โ€ โ€• Charles de Leusse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 06
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"The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who...

"The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called 'truth'." -- Dan Rather
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"A idiot in a...

"A idiot in a suit is still a idiot." - Dan C
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โ€œExperts devote their life to...

โ€œExperts devote their life to training. Masters devote their training to life.โ€ โ€• Dan Millman,
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Dans la politique et...

Dans la politique et dans l'amour, il n'y a ni jamais, ni toujours.
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"One doesnโ€™t just need to be prepared t...

"One doesnโ€™t just need to be prepared to participate in the economy; one needs to be prepared to be a citizen." - Dan Kaufman
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"The future wi...

"The future will be better tomorrow." - Dan Quayle
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"Closure isn't somethi...

"Closure isn't something you find. It's something you do." -- Dan Savage
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"You're fine. It's in your capacity to have a messed ...

"You're fine. It's in your capacity to have a messed up life or not. Decide to be good, and everyone else can go fuck themselves. Don't let them get you." - Dan Carr.
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โ€œMen go to far greater lengths to avo...

โ€œMen go to far greater lengths to avoid what they fear than to obtain what they desire.โ€ โ€• Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code
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"People that are really very weird can...

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - Dan Quayle
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"If you want to win the lottery, you have to m...

"If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket" -Lou Bloom(Jake Gyllenhaal) in "Nightcrawler". Written by Dan Gilroy
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"You are human with one life a...

"You are human with one life and it is up to you to make it the best life you can." - Dan Howell
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"If you focus on what you left behind...

"If you focus on what you left behind, then how Dan you see what lies ahead." - Chef Gusteau from the movie Ratatouille
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"Not a single one of the cells t...

"Not a single one of the cells that compose you knows who you are, or cares." - Philosopher Dan Dennett
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"We have to do more than just ele...

"We have to do more than just elect a new President if we truly want to change this country." -Dan Quayle
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"Guns are chea...

"Guns are cheaper than permits." -Dan Hardcastle
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"I think astrology is a...

"I think astrology is annoying bullshitโ€”which is so Libra of me" - Dan Savage
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"See, the law is like a woman. She slaps you, doesn't do any good to get m...

"See, the law is like a woman. She slaps you, doesn't do any good to get mad, just makes it worse. A little sweet talk and before you know it you're covered with baby oil, with whipped cream on your nipples." -Detective Dan Stark
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"Humility is the strength th...

"Humility is the strength that comes from knowing your true weakness" - Dan'l Danehy Oakes
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"There is no path to Happiness. Happiness is the pa...

"There is no path to Happiness. Happiness is the path. There is no path to Love. Love is the path. There is no path to Peace. Peace is the path." - Dan Millman
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"I get paid a lot of money by coll...

"I get paid a lot of money by colleges to come in and undo abstinence education in two hours." - Dan Savage.
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"People is more impo...

"People is more important than anything. Even grammar." -Dan Harmon
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36. Il est dangereux dโ€™avoir raison dans des choses oรน des...

36. Il est dangereux dโ€™avoir raison dans des choses oรน des hommes accrรฉditรฉs ont tort. It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. -Voltaire
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"It is only natural that people hesitat...

"It is only natural that people hesitate to believe in something they are not used to seeing or experiencing." - Dan Martinez
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"Growing up means watching...

"Growing up means watching my heroes turn human in front of me." -Dan "Soupy" Campbell
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"Any idea can seem stupid, it'...

"Any idea can seem stupid, it's just a matter of how that idea is put into effect." - Dan Martinez
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"On my own, I can't be perfect, but...

"On my own, I can't be perfect, but that doesn't mean that I can't be perfect for other people." - Dan Martinez
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"An opinion is never fact...

"An opinion is never factual until it is confirmed to be as such." - Dan Martinez
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"Le miracle nโ€™est pas de marcher sur lโ€™eau, il est de marcher...

"Le miracle nโ€™est pas de marcher sur lโ€™eau, il est de marcher sur la Terre verte dans le moment prรฉsent et dโ€™apprรฉcier la beautรฉ et la paix qui sont disponibles maintenant" - Thich Nhat Hanh
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"the future wi...

"the future will be better tomorrow" - Dan Quayle
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โ€œShit happens, and if we want to restrict ourse...

โ€œShit happens, and if we want to restrict ourselves to things where shit canโ€™t happen... weโ€™re not going to do anything very interesting.โ€ -Dan Canin
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