Dad Quotes

“To succeed in todays world, if you’re goin...

“To succeed in todays world, if you’re going to work hard climbing a mountain, first make sure you’re climbing the correct one.” -My dad
📅︎ Mar 05
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Some people bring happiness where...

Some people bring happiness wherever they go. Others bring happiness whenever they go. - My dad's calendar
📅︎ Feb 14
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A mom and dad found an S&M magazine unde...

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him....Dana Carvey
📅︎ Jan 22
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Repetitive tasks are not pointless....

Repetitive tasks are not pointless. You still wipe your butt even though it will get dirty again - a random Dad
📅︎ Dec 24
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Think about the activities you enjoy the most. Find a way t...

Think about the activities you enjoy the most. Find a way to do those activities every day. Figure out a way to get paid for doing them. Never "work" another day in your life. - My Dad
📅︎ Jan 17
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Not knowing what the next year holds can definitely be scar...

Not knowing what the next year holds can definitely be scary, but eventually there will come a day when you know exactly what the next year will hold, and that’s much scarier. - My dad
📅︎ Nov 26
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DON'T YOU LEA...

DON'T YOU LEARN? "Why Start Now." - Physco Dad
📅︎ Jan 01
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“Son, I used to do it I know just how bad it h...

“Son, I used to do it I know just how bad it hurts and I don’t think I could watch it happen to you” - My dad when I told him I want to ride bulls
📅︎ Dec 26
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“People conflate discussion w...

“People conflate discussion with advocacy. People confuse debate with binary thought.” ~My Dad
📅︎ Dec 21
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"I phoned my dad to tell him...

"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." — Steven Pearl
📅︎ Dec 19
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"There is no word for it, you know. There is "orphan", "widow", "wid...

"There is no word for it, you know. There is "orphan", "widow", "widower". So what do you call someone who's lost everyone? Mom, dad, sister, girlfriend, friends. A survivor? Or a walking time bomb?" - Mr. Robot
📅︎ Oct 23
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“That’s like saying if women...

“That’s like saying if women didn’t exist then rape wouldn’t be a problem” - My friend’s dad
📅︎ Nov 28
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“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened ...

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on tv telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” - Frank Zappa
📅︎ Feb 17
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Work hard enough and study enough, that i...

Work hard enough and study enough, that it might be alright if a girl rejects you but don't give a chance to her dad to reject you.
📅︎ Aug 29
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"A wise man should not see...

"A wise man should not seek fighting, but should always be prepared for it" - My Dad
📅︎ May 08
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“They can kill you but...

“They can kill you but they can’t eat you, that’s cannibalism” - My dad.
📅︎ Aug 06
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“Me and my dad used ...

“Me and my dad used to play tag. He'd drive.” – Rodney Dangerfield
📅︎ Jun 17
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"The rich don't work ...

"The rich don't work for money,they make money work for them"- Rich dad
📅︎ Jun 18
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Migraines aren’...

Migraines aren’t real. They’re all in your head- Dad
📅︎ Jun 14
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"If you can't fill out a...

"If you can't fill out a form, then you're not ready for life." - My Dad, 2019.
📅︎ Mar 24
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“Good people di...

“Good people die young” - Me to my Dad late at night
📅︎ Jul 10
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Seats belong ...

Seats belong to those who sit in them. -my dad
📅︎ Jul 05
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"Passion is power. Passi...

"Passion is power. Passion is anger and love combined. " from rich dad, poor dad
📅︎ Jun 06
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"I phoned my dad to tell him...

"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter." — Steven Pearl
📅︎ Mar 24
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"Inspiration can't stri...

"Inspiration can't strike you if your guard is always up." - My Dad, just now
📅︎ Apr 21
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Life is simp...

Life is simple and simple is Life - My Dad
📅︎ Mar 13
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Why does your dad h...

Why does your dad have so many wrinkles - Lil Greg on the phone
📅︎ Feb 20
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"Even if knowledge ...

"Even if knowledge isn't true, it's still knowledgeable." -My Dad
📅︎ Dec 24
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"Dad always thought laughter was the b...

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." - Jack handy
📅︎ May 10
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The reason time flies when you get older is that yo...

The reason time flies when you get older is that you have realized all the drama and bullshit doesn't really matter anymore so you can enjoy life more - my Dad
📅︎ May 20
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"We have CheezIts,...

"We have CheezIts, we have CheezIts, we have a pear…" - My Dad
📅︎ Sep 20
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"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened ...

"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, you deserve it." - Frank Zappa
📅︎ Mar 23
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“Learn to use your emotions to thi...

“Learn to use your emotions to think, not think with your emotions.” ― Robert T. Kiyosaki, Rich Dad, Poor Dad
📅︎ Jul 04
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"If you want to get laid, get good at ...

"If you want to get laid, get good at cooking dinners. If you want to get married, get good at cooking breakfasts" - Dad
📅︎ Jul 02
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"You know when you're young and you think your...

"You know when you're young and you think your dad is superman, but then you grow up and realize he's just a drunk who wears a cape." -Dave Attell
📅︎ Aug 22
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Dad a son's fi...

Dad a son's first hero. a daughter's first love.
📅︎ May 31
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"disappoint them...

"disappoint them early, they expect nothing later" -dad
📅︎ Apr 19
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"Laugh, and the world laughs with y...

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you get a wet face." - my dad (I think-he always used to say it)
📅︎ Jun 27
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"you can't a...

"you can't always get what you want" - Dad
📅︎ Apr 04
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"Aim for the stars,...

"Aim for the stars, at least you'll be on the coconut tree" - Dad
📅︎ Mar 12
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"If you have your ...

"If you have your health these days you're a millionaire"-dad
📅︎ Sep 01
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One of the greatest titles in the world is ...

One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.
📅︎ Dec 27
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"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone , it's no...

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone , it's not ... The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone." - Robin Williams as Lance Clayton in the movie World's Greatest Dad
📅︎ Jan 20
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"In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you l...

"In school we learn that mistakes are bad, and we are punished for making them. Yet, if you look at the way humans are designed to learn, we learn by making mistakes. We learn to walk by falling down. If we never fell down, we would never walk." ~ Robert T. Kiyosaki, Rich Dad, Poor Dad
📅︎ Aug 07
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“If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to...

“If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” - Frank Zappa
📅︎ Oct 03
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"Being capable to su...

"Being capable to succeed doesn't mean you've done it yet." -My Dad
📅︎ May 14
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Sometimes life isn't...

Sometimes life isn't fair & sometimes you're just stupid - Dad
📅︎ Jul 24
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"It is very unlikely you will make worl...

"It is very unlikely you will make worlds greatest dad, if you can't entertain your child without using an IPad."-Gary Turk
📅︎ May 04
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I understand the other...

I understand the other side's opinion, I just never agree with it - My Dad
📅︎ Sep 26
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"Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has not...

"Dear Dad, you always told me that an honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid." -Frank Abagnale Jr. (Leonardo DiCaprio) in "Catch Me If You Can"
📅︎ Mar 21
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"They fuck you up, your mum...

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do." - Philip Larkin
📅︎ Feb 10
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"Jesus had t...

"Jesus had two dads and he turned out fine."
📅︎ Apr 26
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I've done everything from cleaning toilet...

I've done everything from cleaning toilets to calculating the cross sections of neutrons, I'm pretty flexible. ~ Quote from my dad
📅︎ Sep 01
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"Life is like a coin, you c...

"Life is like a coin, you can spend it anywhere but you can only spend it once" - My dad
📅︎ Aug 11
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No one knows what circumstances one migh...

No one knows what circumstances one might have to face in life. You have to bravely face whatever life throws at you -- My Dad
📅︎ Mar 25
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"For billions of years since the outset of time, every single one o...

"For billions of years since the outset of time, every single one of your ancestors survived, every single person on your Mum's and Dad's side successfully looked after and passed onto you life" - Mike Skinner
📅︎ May 09
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"Never try to make out while dri...

"Never try to make out while driving, you aren't giving either task the attention it deserves." - My Dad
📅︎ Feb 11
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"Pizza is a lot like sex. Even...

"Pizza is a lot like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good and you want more." -My Dad
📅︎ Mar 31
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"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened ...

"If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, you deserve it." - Frank Zappa
📅︎ Aug 17
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"Donald Trump wants to be president the way...

"Donald Trump wants to be president the way dumb high school dudes wanna have sex but have no qualifications to be a dad."-Mike Birbiglia
📅︎ Aug 14
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Keep dreaming, t...

Keep dreaming, they are the reality of tomorrow - My Dad
📅︎ May 01
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My grandfather's a communi...

My grandfather's a communist, my dad's a capitalist and I am a socialist - ThePoarter
📅︎ Mar 03
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"Never trust someone who mentions Go...

"Never trust someone who mentions God more than five times a day....unless they're a preacher or something." -My dad
📅︎ May 10
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