Crap Quotes

"A bird in the hand is din...

"A bird in the hand is dinner, a bird in the bush can still crap on me" -- A Nihilist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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"I see pride, I see power, I se...

"I see pride, I see power, I see a badass mudda who don't take no crap off of nobody!" - Yul Brenner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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β€œThere isn’t a single person ...

β€œThere isn’t a single person on this planet, who is entitled to treat you like crap.” -Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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β€œ β€˜If you love something, you should set it free.’ Popp...

β€œ β€˜If you love something, you should set it free.’ Poppycock and bull crap. If you love something, you should keep it close that way it won’t be prone to damage and decay.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Enough! You two have to work ou...

Enough! You two have to work out your crap, because it's exhausting. β€”Murray Goldberg, The Goldbergs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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"We're such self-centered crap,...

"We're such self-centered crap, we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us." -Alex Jones
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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"Down in a crap game, I've been losing at roulette...

"Down in a crap game, I've been losing at roulette. Cards are bound to break me but I ain't busted yet." ~David Clayton-Thomas (BS&T - Go Down Gamblin')
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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If you want crappy things to sto...

If you want crappy things to stop happening to you, then stop accepting crap and start demanding more.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're no...

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Chuck Palahniuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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"I’m not saying you have to read the bible religiously, but if you’r...

"I’m not saying you have to read the bible religiously, but if you’re going to use it to tell other people who to vote for, who to kill, who they can marry and where they can crap, you probably do." - Bill Maher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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β€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are ...

β€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.” -Chuck Palahniuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"There is something about the...

"There is something about the aging process that makes you give a crap less." --Clint Eastwood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being gen...

The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap, I promise you. It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don’t buy it. Be smart. Be thoughtful. And be generous. β€” Ashton Kutcher ο»Ώ
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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β€œThere is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of eve...

β€œThere is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.” - Ryan Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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β€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not ...

β€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.” - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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"I love Chinese crap. Lucy Liu, Ni...

"I love Chinese crap. Lucy Liu, Nintendo, Gangnam Style, sushi, etcetera etcetera." - Councilman Jeremy Jamm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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"And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitt...

"And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!" -- John Rambo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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"It's not that you grow patience as ...

"It's not that you grow patience as you get older, it's that you don't give a crap anymore." - Downstairs Neighbor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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"We're all about four bad...

"We're all about four bad decisions away from crapping in a bucket" -Matt Paxtton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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May be depression is the most reasonable res...

May be depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. May be it is the happy people who needs medication- Marc Maron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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"There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to put things in perspective. You kn...

"There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to put things in perspective. You know, most people have never had the crap beat out of them. When you've had that happen to you a couple of times, you begin to appreciate the art of negotiation." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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"The congress of my body passed a bill saying it's time to take a crap. T...

"The congress of my body passed a bill saying it's time to take a crap. The president, my conscious mind, vetoed it. But it's starting to look like congress might have the necessary votes for a 2/3 majority." - my friend Mark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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"You see, Gary? Life is crap, welcome to ...

"You see, Gary? Life is crap, welcome to the human race, but the important thing is, you're not alone" (Shaw, Person Of Interest)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Doing the important and ignoring the tr...

Doing the important and ignoring the trivial is hard because so much of the world seems to conspire to force crap upon you.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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"There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of ev...

"There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.” –Ryan Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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"I carped the c...

"I carped the crap out of that dium" - friend of mine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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"As long as people will accept ...

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." - Dick Cavett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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