Craig Quotes

"I look at what the pho...

"I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite." β€” Craig Newmark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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You can't compare an apple to a...

You can't compare an apple to an orange. It will cause a lot of self-esteem issues. --Craig Sheffer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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β€œTime is something that cannot be bought, it cannot...

β€œTime is something that cannot be bought, it cannot be wagered with God, and it is not in endless supply,” β€œTime is simply how you live your life.” - Craig Sager
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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"We Zig when y...

"We Zig when you Zag, bitches." ― Craig Ferguson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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"It’s a short time on this planet, man. It’...

"It’s a short time on this planet, man. It’s a date, and then a hyphen, and then another date. And we’re the hyphen." -- Craig Ferguson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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"House music evokes that spirit o...

"House music evokes that spirit of a defiant tribal march, homeward bound, towards the source" - Carl Craig
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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"Does this need to be said? Does this ...

"Does this need to be said? Does this need to be said by me? Does this need to be said by me right now?" - Craig Ferguson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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"I have a stepladder. It's a very ni...

"I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder." - Craig Charles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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