Craig ferguson Quotes

"We Zig when y...

"We Zig when you Zag, bitches." โ€• Craig Ferguson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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"Itโ€™s a short time on this planet, man. Itโ€™...

"Itโ€™s a short time on this planet, man. Itโ€™s a date, and then a hyphen, and then another date. And weโ€™re the hyphen." -- Craig Ferguson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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"Does this need to be said? Does this ...

"Does this need to be said? Does this need to be said by me? Does this need to be said by me right now?" - Craig Ferguson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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