Cow Quotes

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be ...

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. ...Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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As for butter versus marg...

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ...Joan Dye Gussow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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I never saw a purple cow; I never hope ...

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one. ...Gelett Burgess
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"I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking...

"I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow." - Gordon Ramsay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Put that f*cking cow on my...

Put that f*cking cow on my level, because I’m raising the steaks - Tyler the creator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Just because people want to eat...

Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow. ...Steve Buscemi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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"Sacred cows m...

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." -Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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"Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. O...

"Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes." - Tommy Douglas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"The average man is a conformist, accepti...

"The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain." - Colin Wilson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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I'll start drinking milk when cow...

I'll start drinking milk when cows will graze raisin. Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. (translated from French)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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β€œIf it looks like a duck, a...

β€œIf it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, chances it’s not a cow” - Ron Weasley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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"We have to articulate ourse...

"We have to articulate ourselves. Otherwise we would be cows in the field." β€” Werner Herzog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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"Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to w...

"Did you ever stop to think that a dog is the only animal that doesn't have to work to make a living? A hen has to lay eggs, a cow has to give milk, and a canary has to sing. But a dog makes his living by giving you nothing but love"-Dale Carnegie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at ...

During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers? - P.J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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"A strong man stands up for himse...

"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others." - Ben the cow, Barnyard (2006)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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"Holy ...

"Holy cow!!!" -Harry Caray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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"I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a do...

"I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian." Peter Dinklage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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"Why do cows wear b...

"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work." self-collected
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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"Going to law is losi...

"Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat." - Chinese Proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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"It's ironic that we'r...

"It's ironic that we're often murdered by our sacred cows." -u/goodtwitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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"When someone insults you remember the person is only as...

"When someone insults you remember the person is only as significant to you and your emotions as you allow them to be. You wouldnt get upset if a Cow Moo'd at you would you?"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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"Gee whiz, I sure do feel like a cow t...

"Gee whiz, I sure do feel like a cow turd today. But hey, I guess that’s just life. Back to shoveling hay.” --Mark Manson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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"I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a do...

"I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian." -Peter Dinklage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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If cows weren't ment to...

If cows weren't ment to be eaten, why are they made out of meat? -unsung hero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"A big blizzard proves there's no global w...

"A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows." - Dana Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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"All I want to know is who the man is that looked at ...

"All I want to know is who the man is that looked at a cow and said "I think I drink from whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them." Calvin and Hobbes.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Surrealism defined by cows: You have...

Surrealism defined by cows: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. - Unkown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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"Sacred cows ma...

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." - Mark Twain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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