Cop Quotes

A real cop fights real crime...

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party. ...Doug Stanhope
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โ€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

โ€œLawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope youโ€™re a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for youโ€-unknown
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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick ,cops hope you're a criminal,mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
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'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. ...

'It's true what they say - 'Cops and women don't mix'. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow ^inside."...Leslie Nielsen
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โ€œIf I am the fatherโ€”or godfatherโ€”of reality TV, I ...

โ€œIf I am the fatherโ€”or godfatherโ€”of reality TV, I donโ€™t want to take responsibility for all of the bastards that followed.โ€ - John Langley, creator of "Cops"
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"The best car safety devi...

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." โ€” Dudley Moore
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โ€œFew people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your nor...

โ€œFew people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.โ€ - Hunter Thompson
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Statistical fact; cops will never pull over a man with a huge...

Statistical fact; cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why, they fear this man, they know he sees farther than they, and he will bind them with ancient logic's. -Marty
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They're too willing to answer questions. Thats the...

They're too willing to answer questions. Thats the problem. I'm always suspicious of people who are eager to help a police officer. --Odo a cop on Star Trek
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"A mad girlfriend is like talking to the cops. Anything you say can...

"A mad girlfriend is like talking to the cops. Anything you say can, and will, be used against you, and possibly lead to years of punishment. Best to plead the 5th and keep your mouth shut." - /u/vonmonologue
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"There are only two kinds of...

"There are only two kinds of men who have mustaches, cops and gay cops." -Kenny Blankenship
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"I'm not a cop I'm a fry cook ...

"I'm not a cop I'm a fry cook at steak and shake" by a fry cook at steak and shake and not a cop.
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"I carry a gun ...

"I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy." -unknown
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โ€œIf a cop follows you for...

โ€œIf a cop follows you for 500 miles, you're going to get a ticketโ€ -Warren Buffet
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"Fuck yo...

"Fuck you" - Cop from Scarface
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"I'm realizing more and more that th...

"I'm realizing more and more that these gangs have a better sense of honor than the cops."- Wei Shen, Sleeping Dogs
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Mama tell me am I wrong/ Is God ju...

Mama tell me am I wrong/ Is God just another cop/ waiting to be beat my ass if I don't go pop. ~ Tupac Shakur
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"90 lady cops on the...

"90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80"-Bo Burnham
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