Cookies Quotes

β€œSelf-knowledge is better than self-contr...

β€œSelf-knowledge is better than self-control any day, and I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies” - Claudia Gray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"Admit it. The cookie dou...

"Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies." - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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The Only True Way To Win A Gunfight, Is To Bring Cooki...

The Only True Way To Win A Gunfight, Is To Bring Cookies - Didn't Find Any Authors To Have Claimed It Before Him On Google So Ill Give The Props To My Friend - C.Puhmas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint o...

"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint over til you both get your cookies. Remember that I said that." ~Alec Baldwin (Outside Providence)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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"We'd get sick on too many cook...

"We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all." - Sinclair Lewis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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"Sweetheart, you can't buy the...

"Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies." Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Sex is like Chinese food. It's not...

Sex is like Chinese food. It's not over until both of you get your cookies. ~ Alec Baldwin, Outside Providence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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