Cookie Quotes

“Self-knowledge is better than self-contr...

“Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day, and I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies” - Claudia Gray
📅︎ Feb 14
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“Give a mouse a cookie....h...

“Give a mouse a cookie....he’s going to want a glass of milk” - President James Marshall
📅︎ Oct 17
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"There's very few problems in the world that can't...

"There's very few problems in the world that can't at least be helped by a good chocolate chip cookie." Mrs. Zimmerman - The House with a Clock in Its Walls
📅︎ Apr 28
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“You’re o...

“You’re one tough cookie”-grandma
📅︎ Apr 24
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"Admit it. The cookie dou...

"Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies." - Unknown
📅︎ Apr 10
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"Now and then it’s good to paus...

"Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy." — My Fortune Cookie
📅︎ Feb 02
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The Only True Way To Win A Gunfight, Is To Bring Cooki...

The Only True Way To Win A Gunfight, Is To Bring Cookies - Didn't Find Any Authors To Have Claimed It Before Him On Google So Ill Give The Props To My Friend - C.Puhmas
📅︎ Mar 10
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"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint o...

"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint over til you both get your cookies. Remember that I said that." ~Alec Baldwin (Outside Providence)
📅︎ Mar 14
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"You can be a victor ...

"You can be a victor without having victims." — My Fortune Cookie Today
📅︎ Sep 22
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"Friend is someone...

"Friend is someone you share last cookie with." Cookie Monster
📅︎ Oct 27
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Your happiness is inte...

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. - Fortune Cookie
📅︎ Aug 10
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"Sometimes Me Think, 'What is Friend?' ...

"Sometimes Me Think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'" -Cookie Monster
📅︎ Dec 09
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"We'd get sick on too many cook...

"We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all." - Sinclair Lewis
📅︎ Mar 24
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Discontent is the first s...

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation -- fortune cookie
📅︎ Aug 20
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"Old age is always 20 yea...

"Old age is always 20 years older than you are." -- the fortune cookie I just ate.
📅︎ Dec 19
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“Sometimes Me Think, What is Friend? ...

“Sometimes Me Think, What is Friend? and then me say, Friend is someone to share the last cookie with” –Cookie Monster
📅︎ Jan 13
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The world is a beauti...

The world is a beautiful book for those who read it. - Fortune Cookie
📅︎ Apr 01
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"Do not let great amb...

"Do not let great ambitions overshadow small success." - fortune cookie
📅︎ Sep 05
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Knowing but not doi...

Knowing but not doing means not knowing at all. - Fortune Cookie
📅︎ Jan 22
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"No man is free who ...

"No man is free who is not the master of himself" - fortune cookie
📅︎ Oct 21
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"Sweetheart, you can't buy the...

"Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies." Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands)
📅︎ Jun 16
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Sex is like Chinese food. It's not...

Sex is like Chinese food. It's not over until both of you get your cookies. ~ Alec Baldwin, Outside Providence
📅︎ Apr 04
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