Cookie Quotes

โ€œSelf-knowledge is better than self-contr...

โ€œSelf-knowledge is better than self-control any day, and I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookiesโ€ - Claudia Gray
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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โ€œGive a mouse a cookie....h...

โ€œGive a mouse a cookie....heโ€™s going to want a glass of milkโ€ - President James Marshall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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"There's very few problems in the world that can't...

"There's very few problems in the world that can't at least be helped by a good chocolate chip cookie." Mrs. Zimmerman - The House with a Clock in Its Walls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 28
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โ€œYouโ€™re o...

โ€œYouโ€™re one tough cookieโ€-grandma
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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"Admit it. The cookie dou...

"Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies." - Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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"Now and then itโ€™s good to paus...

"Now and then itโ€™s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy." โ€” My Fortune Cookie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02
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The Only True Way To Win A Gunfight, Is To Bring Cooki...

The Only True Way To Win A Gunfight, Is To Bring Cookies - Didn't Find Any Authors To Have Claimed It Before Him On Google So Ill Give The Props To My Friend - C.Puhmas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint o...

"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint over til you both get your cookies. Remember that I said that." ~Alec Baldwin (Outside Providence)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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"You can be a victor ...

"You can be a victor without having victims." โ€” My Fortune Cookie Today
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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"Friend is someone...

"Friend is someone you share last cookie with." Cookie Monster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Your happiness is inte...

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life. - Fortune Cookie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10
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"Sometimes Me Think, 'What is Friend?' ...

"Sometimes Me Think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'" -Cookie Monster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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"We'd get sick on too many cook...

"We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all." - Sinclair Lewis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 24
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Discontent is the first s...

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation -- fortune cookie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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"Old age is always 20 yea...

"Old age is always 20 years older than you are." -- the fortune cookie I just ate.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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โ€œSometimes Me Think, What is Friend? ...

โ€œSometimes Me Think, What is Friend? and then me say, Friend is someone to share the last cookie withโ€ โ€“Cookie Monster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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The world is a beauti...

The world is a beautiful book for those who read it. - Fortune Cookie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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"Do not let great amb...

"Do not let great ambitions overshadow small success." - fortune cookie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Knowing but not doi...

Knowing but not doing means not knowing at all. - Fortune Cookie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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"No man is free who ...

"No man is free who is not the master of himself" - fortune cookie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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"Sweetheart, you can't buy the...

"Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies." Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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Sex is like Chinese food. It's not...

Sex is like Chinese food. It's not over until both of you get your cookies. ~ Alec Baldwin, Outside Providence
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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