Cook Quotes

"If you owe 4,000 they kill you....

"If you owe 4,000 they kill you. If you owe 400,000 they'll have to keep you around." Winston Cook Q.C.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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"You're suppose...

"You're supposed to cook spaghetti not program it!"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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"I don't even butter my...

"I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking." โ€” Katherine Cebrian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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โ€œDestroying rainforest for econom...

โ€œDestroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.โ€ E O Wilson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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"Cooking spray...

"Cooking spray is not a substitute for lube" --me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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"Sew one button, doesn't make u a tailor; cook o...

"Sew one button, doesn't make u a tailor; cook one meal, doesn't make u a chef; but f" one horse and u r a horsef*er for all of history..." - Elon Musk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 02
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โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a da...

โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a day. Teach a woman to get a man that cooks for her and sheโ€™ll eat for a lifetime.โ€ - Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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Anyone know a similar quote? '"ever...

Anyone know a similar quote? '"every truth is but a half truth, there is a limit to every paradigm' - Owen Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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โ€œIf youโ€™re not making mis...

โ€œIf youโ€™re not making mistakes, then youโ€™re not making decisions.โ€ โ€” Catherine Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19
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"Music with dinner is an in...

"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." โ€” G. K. Chesterton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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I cook with wine, so...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Appreciate the food your mother cooks for you becaus...

Appreciate the food your mother cooks for you because some people in the world Do not have food, others do not have mothers. try to make your mother happy always.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 07
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In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteauโ€™s famous mott...

In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteauโ€™s famous motto: โ€˜Anyone can cook.โ€™ But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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โ€œIf you're not making mis...

โ€œIf you're not making mistakes, then you're not making decisions.โ€ - Catherine Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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โ€œIf Plan A doesnโ€™t work,...

โ€œIf Plan A doesnโ€™t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters.โ€ -Claire Cook, Author
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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Talk does ...

Talk does not cook rice --Zen proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 29
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I donโ€™t have a microwave oven,...

I donโ€™t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. -Mitch Hedberg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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"To any entrepreneur: if you want t...

"To any entrepreneur: if you want to do it, do it now. If you don't, you're going to regret it." - Catherine Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 20
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"At the age of six, I wanted to be a cook. At ...

"At the age of six, I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since." -Salvador Dali
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 20
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"If you want to get laid, get good at ...

"If you want to get laid, get good at cooking dinners. If you want to get married, get good at cooking breakfasts" - Dad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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Do just once what others say you can'...

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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"I'm not a cop I'm a fry cook ...

"I'm not a cop I'm a fry cook at steak and shake" by a fry cook at steak and shake and not a cop.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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"A professional is someone who ...

"A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it." --Alistair Cooke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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โ€œIf plan A doesn't work, the a...

โ€œIf plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters - 204 if you're in Japan.โ€ - Claire Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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โ€œA professional is someone who...

โ€œA professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesnโ€™t feel like it.โ€ Alistair Cooke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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โ€œEvil is relativeโ€ฆ You canโ€™t hang a sign on it. You canโ€™t touch it...

โ€œEvil is relativeโ€ฆ You canโ€™t hang a sign on it. You canโ€™t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.โ€ - Glen Cook, The Black Company
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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Life is short. We're going to d...

Life is short. We're going to die soon. And you've got to have as many friends as you can.โ€”Tim Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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The cook was a good c...

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go, and as cooks go, she went.โ€”Saki
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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โ€œMorning is wonderful. Its only d...

โ€œMorning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.โ€ -Glen Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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"No one should have to decide between privacy or securi...

"No one should have to decide between privacy or security. We should be smart enough to do both. Both of these things are essentially part of the Constitution." - Tim Cook
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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"Self is what is there...

"Self is what is there before you cook it up with thought." Kosho Uchiyama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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"If you immediately know the can...

"If you immediately know the candle light is fire then the meal was cooked along time ago" - Oma Desala
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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"At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At s...

"At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since." - Salvador Dalรญ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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"Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook y...

"Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us." - Tyler Durden
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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Cooking is like love. It shou...

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. - Harriet Van Horne
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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"who needs boys when youโ€™ve got your...

"who needs boys when youโ€™ve got your daddy? he cooks for you, he loves you, and he doesnโ€™t try to get in your pants"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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"Don't make me become Heisenb...

"Don't make me become Heisenberg in this bitch. Cook that shit at night and wake up Mr. White."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 10
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Regarding a love of life: "I might have asked some of it from her, neatly wrapped and read...

Regarding a love of life: "I might have asked some of it from her, neatly wrapped and ready for home cooking and digestion, but I could never have got it -- not if Iโ€™d waited around for a thousand hours with the tin cup of self-pity." From "The Crack-Up", by F. Scott Fitzgerald
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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I enjoy cooking with wine,...

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking-Julia Child
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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"hard to have home ...

"hard to have home cooked meals when you don't have a home." - me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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