Congress Quotes

โ€˜Suppose you were a member of Con...

โ€˜Suppose you were a member of Congress. And suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself,โ€™ - Mark Twain
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"You can lead a man to C...

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." - Milton Berle
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"We have all been brainwashed by put-down theories of Man that you are [A] the wretched ...

"We have all been brainwashed by put-down theories of Man that you are [A] the wretched little subject (and a disobedient one, at that) of an eternal king, and [B] that you are just a fortuitous congress of atoms in a mindless mechanism of infinite vastness" - Alan Watts
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The Constitution be never construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just li...

The Constitution be never construed to authorize Congress to infringe the just liberty of the press, or the rights of conscience; or to prevent the people of the United States, who are peaceable citizens, from keeping their own arms. ...Samuel Adams
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โ€œCongress doesnโ€™t suffer from ...

โ€œCongress doesnโ€™t suffer from mental illness, most seem to enjoy it.โ€ โ€” Senator John Neely Kennedy
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"Suppose you were an idiot, and s...

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." ~ Mark Twain
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"The American Republic will endure until the d...

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money" - Alexis de Tocqueville
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"In my many years I have come to a conclusion ...

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." โ€” John Adams
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"We may not imagine how our lives ...

"We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can." โ€” Cullen Hightower
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Americaโ€™s intelligence agencies were not created to publicly criticize or o...

Americaโ€™s intelligence agencies were not created to publicly criticize or offer rebuttals to the presidentโ€™s foreign-policy initiatives. They are not supposed to be a โ€˜checkโ€™ on presidential decision-makingโ€”that is Congressโ€™s role.
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"Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I ha...

"Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too." โ€” Lichty and Wagner
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"This country has come to feel the sam...

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." โ€” Will Rogers
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Suppose you were an idiot, and s...

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
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"I don't mind what Congress does, as...

"I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses." โ€” Victor Hugo
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โ€œIn my many years I have come to a conclusion...

โ€œIn my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.โ€œ -John Adams
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"In my many years I have come to a conclusion ...

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress." โ€” John Adams
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We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own mon...

We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money." โ€”Davy Crockett (1786-1836)
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"The United States Congress,...

"The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses." โ€” John Green
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"The only difference between death an...

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnโ€™t get worse every time Congress meets." - Will Rogers
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Trotsky to the mensheviks and SRs leaving the all russian congress of soviets pos...

Trotsky to the mensheviks and SRs leaving the all russian congress of soviets post october revolution ""You are pitiful, isolated individuals! You are bankrupts. Your role is played out. Go where you belong from now on โ€“ into the dustbin of history!"
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If pro is the opposite ...

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? -Will Rogers
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โ€œI believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when ...

โ€œI believe that I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make it very certain that this form of treachery shall never again endanger us.โ€ -FDR
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This country has come to feel the sam...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. -Will Rogers
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"If I get to be president, what can I do any...

"If I get to be president, what can I do anyway? With Congress and the press, what chance do I have to make basic changes?" Robert Kennedy
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Suppose you were an idiot, and s...

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. ~Mark Twain
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The Congress, the Administration and the public all share a profound commit...

The Congress, the Administration and the public all share a profound commitment to the rescue of our natural environment, and the preservation of the Earth as a place both habitable by and hospitable to man. โ€”President Richard Nixon
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"Now more than ever the people are responsible for the character of their Cong...

"Now more than ever the people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption." -20th President James A. Garfield
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I have come to the conclusion that one useless man ...

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a congress. - Peter Ston
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"The congress of my body passed a bill saying it's time to take a crap. T...

"The congress of my body passed a bill saying it's time to take a crap. The president, my conscious mind, vetoed it. But it's starting to look like congress might have the necessary votes for a 2/3 majority." - my friend Mark
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The American Republic will endure until the d...

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money - Alexis de Tocqueville
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The American Republic will endure until the d...

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money - Alexis de Tocqueville
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The American Republic will endure until the d...

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money - Alexis de Tocqueville
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The American Republic will endure until the d...

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money - Alexis de Tocqueville
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"Suppose you were an idiot and s...

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
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"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring ...

"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring to Senator McCain's statement, "Senator Obama and his allies in Congress infused unnecessary partisanship into the process. Now is not the time to fix the blame."
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