Congratulations Quotes

"Congratulations...

"Congratulations on a life with chapters." Matt Whitman
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"What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness. Those moments when anothe...

"What I regret most in my life are failures of kindness. Those moments when another human being was there, in front of me, suffering and I responded โ€ฆ sensibly. Reservedly. Mildly." -George Saunders, Congratulations, by the way: Some Thoughts on Kindness
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Congratulating yourself is...

Congratulating yourself is maturity, seeking congratulations is immaturity. - Jim Rohn
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Men should get vasectomies and keep it secret. When you...

Men should get vasectomies and keep it secret. When your girlfriend/wife says we're pregnant you now know you been fucking a trash can. Congratulations pops! By: WhoadyMac
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โ€œIf you're reading this... Congratulations, you're a...

โ€œIf you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.โ€ โ€• Chad Sugg, Monsters Under Your Head
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"If you're reading this... Congratulations,...

"If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is." - Chad Sugg
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If you're reading this... Congratulations, ...

If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.โ€ โ€• Chad Sugg
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If youโ€™re pretty, youโ€™re pretty; but the only way to b...

If youโ€™re pretty, youโ€™re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, itโ€™s just โ€œcongratulations about your face.โ€ ~ John Mayer (Twitter - 2017)
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"Your woman stopped complaining and she...

"Your woman stopped complaining and sheโ€™s all glowing and looks good? Congratulations! Now sheโ€™s not your woman any more".โ˜†
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