Conan o'brien Quotes

"We live in a representative democracy ...

"We live in a representative democracy where elected officials are accountable to the people. APRIL FOOLS!" ~ Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02
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"Even though weโ€™re in the same...

"Even though weโ€™re in the same time zone, my wife is always one hour ahead of me." - Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they...

"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and youโ€™re kind, amazing things will happen." -Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they ...

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." - Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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"Work hard, be kind, ...

"Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen." - Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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All I ask of you is one thing: please donโ€™t be cynical. I hate cynicism โ€” itโ€™s my least favorite...

All I ask of you is one thing: please donโ€™t be cynical. I hate cynicism โ€” itโ€™s my least favorite quality and it doesnโ€™t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard, and youโ€™re kind, amazing things will happen. - Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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"It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and mak...

"It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It's not easy, but if you accept your misfortune and handle it right, your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound re-invention." - Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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"Nothing says 'Merry Chr...

"Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like a photo of Nicolas Cage." - Conan O'Brien
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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I'm superstitious. Before I start a movie, I a...

I'm superstitious. Before I start a movie, I always kill a hobo with a hammer. - Gwyneth Paltrow, on Conan O'Brien's ten year celebration special
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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"If Trump runs for the White House, how wi...

"If Trump runs for the White House, how will he decide between Gary Busey and Meatloaf for Vice President?" - Conan O'Brien [Twitter]
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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