Cologne Quotes

"Do they make asshole-scented Feb...

"Do they make asshole-scented Febreeze?" "That's just called cologne." - unknown, probably me and a friend
📅︎ Mar 08
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"I'm not a bath man ...

"I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man." -Homer Simpson
📅︎ Mar 08
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"Jade East is a pretty good a...

"Jade East is a pretty good all-purpose cologne, but it's also great on the rocks" – Tom Waits
📅︎ Jan 05
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